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    I have the sad responsibillity to give you'll the sad message that Christmas have been cancelled due to severe dificultys in our delivery's



    Some get hindered in their line of duty.


    Translation: Is there any nice kids around here? - **** you Santa! - Shut up n' give us your sack, Santa****er! - ****, **** it, ****.


    Some of our employees run into triggerhappy hunters.


    Translation: X-mas '59.



    For those who manage to avoid the triggerhappy hunters there's another even worse obstacle in their way, Christmas traffic.


    Translation: That was a strange hare, Orvar.

    Translation: That was a strange hare, Lennart.

    Then there's the suburbs and other problems to avoid there. In most cases a quite impossible challenge.




    Translation: Frippe managed to escape during our walk i the woods the other day. But I managed to get hold of the bugger again.

    And if our old employees manage even the suburbs their old age take's it's toll due to the hardship in their line of duty.

    The safest place in Korea was behind a platoon of Marines. Lord how they could fight! - MGEN Frank Lowe, U.S. Army.
    ----
    We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand - N.Y.

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    And then it's the weather that have seen a large part of our staff seeking alternative careers.


    Translation: Global warming adapted, water, rain n' flooding Santa.

    The few, the old few, the band of Santas that make it all the way find that their hardship has been a waste of time.


    Translation: Is there any nice kids around here?. - NOOOOOOOO!

    That lead to our few remaining Santas to show their miscontempt and retaliate.



    Merry Chrismas to you all, but don't sit up n' wait for Santa 'cos he surely wont show up...
    The safest place in Korea was behind a platoon of Marines. Lord how they could fight! - MGEN Frank Lowe, U.S. Army.
    ----
    We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand - N.Y.

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    • #3
      God, you're brutal McCoy! But I laughed my tail off!

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      • #4
        Thanks! It's satirical paintings from my favourite schetch artist here in Sweden who don't stop at P.C. drawings but attacks everything n' everyone that deservs it. I like his style n' his humour suits mine.
        The safest place in Korea was behind a platoon of Marines. Lord how they could fight! - MGEN Frank Lowe, U.S. Army.
        ----
        We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand - N.Y.

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        • #5
          Same here. Good stuff McCoy!
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          • #6
            That last one was the best
            The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

            Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sarte

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            • #7
              Funny stuff!
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              • #8
                Hehehe, that one express the feelings for the comercialism that's engulfing Christmas nowadays due to the fact that I'm a casualty of ten years in a store as a salesman.
                The safest place in Korea was behind a platoon of Marines. Lord how they could fight! - MGEN Frank Lowe, U.S. Army.
                ----
                We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand - N.Y.

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                • #9
                  Oh, you meant Christmas. At first I thought it was a new holiday for Malcom X.
                  If you can't set a good example, be a glaring warning.

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                  • #10
                    Very Funny, McCoy! Truly funny!
                    "Profanity is but a linguistic crutch for illiterate motherbleepers"

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                    • #11
                      Excellent McCoy...but 'Tomtejevvel' means 'gnome f***er I believe.
                      The truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! I deride your truth handling abilities!
                      Sideshow Bob.

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                      • #12
                        Very funny.
                        My Own Christmas Tree....

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Geek44 View Post
                          Excellent McCoy...but 'Tomtejevvel' means 'gnome f***er I believe.
                          Thanks! Tomte does mean both Santa n' Gnome in Swedish.
                          The safest place in Korea was behind a platoon of Marines. Lord how they could fight! - MGEN Frank Lowe, U.S. Army.
                          ----
                          We got a kinder, gentler, Machine gun hand - N.Y.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by McCoy View Post
                            Thanks! Tomte does mean both Santa n' Gnome in Swedish.
                            Now that I didn't know. Cheers.
                            The truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! I deride your truth handling abilities!
                            Sideshow Bob.

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                            • #15
                              Why would Santa travel to a country that is obviously full of bad children? He should just fly around and take a crap in everyones chimney.

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