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    Dr. S.
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  • #2
    Yup watched this one at work, only further confirms that Carlos Mencia's Crazy Southwest theory is true.
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    • #3
      "Yes I'm serious and don't call me Shirley." Great fin Doc!!
      If you can't set a good example, be a glaring warning.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by freightshaker View Post
        "Yes I'm serious and don't call me Shirley." Great fin Doc!!
        Actually I can't take any credit, it was posted in another forum.

        Erm, I mean to say...yes, of course it was me, I spend hours scouring the net for this kind of thing - I'm brilliant!

        Dr. S.
        Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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        www.tabletown.co.uk

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Doctor Sinister View Post
          ...I'm brilliant!
          Yes indeed! Thanks for posting this, Doc. It's funny alright.
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          • #6
            I've flown Southwest Airlines a number of times and can confirm that their flight crews are all pretty much a light-hearted bunch. Other gems I can recall include instructions along the lines of "Secure your own oxygen mask before assisting your children, but only if they've been good today" and something about in the event of opening an emergency exit, throw the door out the opening, followed by your mother-in-law. "People on the left of the plane, looking out your window you can see _____ (forget what it was). People on the right of the plane, you're pretty much out of luck."

            Very good stuff. They also still call the flight attendants "stewardesses", and tend to hire young, good-looking ones.
            "I am not an atomic playboy."
            Vice Admiral William P. Blandy

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            • #7
              "Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygene" That's pure evil.
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              • #8
                That was great, all I ever get is the same old boring speech.
                Those that forget history are condemed to repeat it.
                If you're going to be one you might as well be a BIG RED ONE

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