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    one of my friends in turning 18 and I joked I was getting him a stripper, which got me thinking, how old do you have to be to hire a stripper?
    "The people never have the power, only the illusion of it. And here is the real secret: they don't want it. The responsibility is too great to bear. It's why they are so quick to fall in line as soon as someone else takes charge."
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  • #2
    Originally posted by ace View Post
    one of my friends in turning 18 and I joked I was getting him a stripper, which got me thinking, how old do you have to be to hire a stripper?
    Its not age, its money

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    • #3
      Old enough to know first where to find them.
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      • #4
        I was cycling home a few nights ago and I saw a Van parked up that advertised a mobile lap dancing service...

        Just make sure you don't get a "Kinky Kelly".
        Winnie says
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        • #5
          Originally posted by ace View Post
          one of my friends in turning 18 and I joked I was getting him a stripper, which got me thinking, how old do you have to be to hire a stripper?
          At my age I can afford them, but don't want them. That means I've grown up.
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          • #6
            I would say old enough to pay for it. If you call to make arrangements, just don't ask the age requirements and they won't ask how old you are.

            It's probably more expensive than you think, too.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by mirrorshades View Post
              I would say old enough to pay for it. If you call to make arrangements, just don't ask the age requirements and they won't ask how old you are.
              Probably good to make sure your voice has changed first...that sweakiness will give you away
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              • #8
                Originally posted by Listy View Post
                I was cycling home a few nights ago and I saw a Van parked up that advertised a mobile lap dancing service...

                Just make sure you don't get a "Kinky Kelly".

                This sounds like a man who is familiar with the product

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Listy View Post
                  I was cycling home a few nights ago and I saw a Van parked up that advertised a mobile lap dancing service...

                  Just make sure you don't get a "Kinky Kelly".
                  did ya happen to get the number on the van?
                  "The people never have the power, only the illusion of it. And here is the real secret: they don't want it. The responsibility is too great to bear. It's why they are so quick to fall in line as soon as someone else takes charge."
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by ace View Post
                    did ya happen to get the number on the van?
                    Ask the Duke University Lacrosse Team.
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                    • #11
                      18 year-olds and strippers.
                      That can get out of hand real fast....





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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Janos View Post
                        At my age I can afford them, but don't want them. That means I've grown up.
                        Janos, at our age, we can afford them, we do want them, we just can't remember why
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                        • #13
                          When I was 18...

                          Originally posted by Slug View Post
                          18 year-olds and strippers.
                          That can get out of hand real fast....





                          Slug,

                          Let him do what I did at 18, find a "nice Catholic School Girl". Before I knew it, I did not remember just what a stripper was...My problem was getting her to leave! She would not take hints and next thing you know I am getting married! It only took me 27 years to get free again!

                          Of course I could have just opened the door and said "LEAVE"!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Miss.Saigon View Post
                            This sounds like a man who is familiar with the product

                            Of course, I'm a bloke...
                            Winnie says
                            ---------------------------------
                            "He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge, and onto a railway line. Then was run over by the Berlin Express.

                            It was an Accident."
                            Herr Flick.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Janos View Post
                              At my age I can afford them, but don't want them. That means I've grown up.
                              but you'll still peek you dirty old man
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