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    This guy reminds me of a lot of the liberals I know...

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ac_1193605569
    Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated... again...

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    Yikes!
    ACG QUOTE OF THE WEEK:
    żCualquier persona fija en el nude? Slug

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    • #3
      Weird dude! Somebody forgot to take their "crazy pills" I'm afraid.

      He has his counterparts on the right though. You know, the fellas who see the black UN helicopters and believe that an armored division is hidden somewhere in the hollows of Tennessee.

      Tinfoil hats is correct...........you never know which way the assault will come from!
      If stupid was a criminal offense Sea Lion believers would be doing life.

      Shouting out to Half Pint for bringing back the big mugs!

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      • #4
        Originally posted by sickpup View Post
        This guy reminds me of a lot of the liberals I know...

        http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=9ac_1193605569
        Thank goodness I was wearing my tinfoil hat when he was speaking.

        Of course, I was also wearing it when I hovered over his house in a black helo.
        Last edited by Janos; 30 Oct 07, 10:46. Reason: left out a word
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        • #5
          Originally posted by Janos View Post
          Thank goodness I was wearing my tinfoil hat when he was speaking.

          Of course, I was also wearing it when I hovered over his house in a black helo.
          Janos, this is no laughing matter. How did you get your black helicopter, and why were you named "Time" person of the year?
          I am very close to raising the lost continent of Atlantis, and very strange things are happening. Someone keeps calling my phone, but when I pick up there is no one there. I have a new neighbor who has Freemason symbols all over his truck. What is he doing with all those Freemason symbols on his truck? Some black van with black tinted windows is always parked in front of my house. I think my communication lines are being bugged. Are you bugging my lines?
          Well I'm going to watch some tv.

          Wait, here is the quote coming from my tv.

          "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are now controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity. For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to participate in a great adventure. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits."

          If I don't report back in a few hours, you all know someone is trying to sabatoge my plan to raise the lost continent of Atlantis.

          "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug" 'The Bug'

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          • #6
            You may want to loosen the bands on your tinfoil hat, Sgt Rock. LOL
            Barcsi János ispán vezérőrnagy
            Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2003 & 2006


            "Never pet a burning dog."

            RECOMMENDED WEBSITES:
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            http://www.scv.org/
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            • #7
              I must be calling the wrong phone number

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              • #8
                Originally posted by medivac View Post
                I must be calling the wrong phone number
                Ahh, so it's you that's been calling me. Well, I'll have you know that in my studies I have come into contact with many alien civlizations and have forwarded your phone number to all the telemarketers in the universe so they will contact you to buy their goods and services from their planet, and to donate to their causes. The alien civlizations telemarketers use telepathy, so get ready for non-stop telepathic sales pitches. If you thought telemarketers were relentless, you haven't seen anything yet. I would suggest that you give them what they want or they will contact you by telepathy until you say yes.

                "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug" 'The Bug'

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sgt. Rock View Post
                  Ahh, so it's you that's been calling me. Well, I'll have you know that in my studies I have come into contact with many alien civlizations and have forwarded your phone number to all the telemarketers in the universe so they will contact you to buy their goods and services from their planet, and to donate to their causes. The alien civlizations telemarketers use telepathy, so get ready for non-stop telepathic sales pitches. If you thought telemarketers were relentless, you haven't seen anything yet. I would suggest that you give them what they want or they will contact you by telepathy until you say yes.

                  "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug" 'The Bug'
                  You don't understand, that is my telemarketing business you are talking about. Please don't tell anyone I am from the dark side of the moon.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Sgt. Rock View Post
                    Some black van with black tinted windows is always parked in front of my house.
                    When you're finished with my van could you bring it back? You do remember borrowing it....
                    If you can't set a good example, be a glaring warning.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by freightshaker View Post
                      When you're finished with my van could you bring it back? You do remember borrowing it....

                      All I remember is seeing some Men In Black come to my house and have this bright shiny thing that said I wouldn't remember anything. Who am I?

                      "Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug" 'The Bug'

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                      • #12
                        Anybody else been to Hohenfels who knows who the real men in black are?
                        Last edited by Janos; 31 Oct 07, 06:42. Reason: oops
                        Barcsi János ispán vezérőrnagy
                        Time Magazine's Person of the Year for 2003 & 2006


                        "Never pet a burning dog."

                        RECOMMENDED WEBSITES:
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Janos View Post
                          Anybody else been to Hohenfels who knows who the real men in black are?
                          You mean the land of mud and dust? Oh yeah, I've been there a few times...
                          If you can't set a good example, be a glaring warning.

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                          • #14
                            Ah lovely Hohenfels.One of those lovely hideaways like Grafenwohr and Wildflecken that they leave out of the tourist brochures.I have such fond memories of all 3 locations.
                            If you Ain't Cav,You Ain't S---

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Janos
                              Anybody else been to Hohenfels who knows who the real men in black are?
                              Har... Sure I knows!

                              The Warriors of 1st Battalion, 4 Infantry Regiment! They serve as OPFOR in training cycles at Hohenfels. Though they are often garbed in black - hence the moniker - they have been known to fulfill the roll as opposing forces in the guise & garb of insurgent/terrorist, as well. An occasional Company has deployed in support of OEF, as well as ISAF, over the last few years.

                              I wager you know most of them quite well, my friend...

                              (One of me ancestors lead 4th US Infantry into battle almost 2 centuries ago - Tippecanoe & all that.)

                              Last edited by Admiral; 31 Oct 07, 22:24. Reason: Spellin & Clarity
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