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    First the News from the Beeb.

    And now the News from Russia.
    Winnie says
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    "He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge, and onto a railway line. Then was run over by the Berlin Express.

    It was an Accident."
    Herr Flick.

  • #2
    Oh Darn. The Russians have figured it out. Now what do we do?

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    • #3
      Pravda means "Enquirer" in Russian right?

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Miss.Saigon View Post
        Pravda means "Enquirer" in Russian right?
        Well likely Enquirer more so than Weekly World News

        Pravda says it was a US satellite, easy way to prove it wasn't is to have the US show us the satellite still orbiting.

        Now, if the satellite is gone, well I guess someone has to be responsible hehe.

        But, I doubt WE will ever get told anything worth calling "truth"
        Life is change. Built models for decades.
        Not sure anyone here actually knows the real me.
        I didn't for a long time either.

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        • #5
          Actaully it was a top secret operation from my planet. YOU ARE NOW OBEYING MASTER FREPOR!


          ...okay, I'll give up... Doc did it...
          I am a simple man. I am by no means smarter than the average man. I am average...yet genius.

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          • #6
            PRAVDA is Russian for "Truth", which is absolutely hilarious coming from a nation that has poisoned a major portion of it's landscape, managed to poison large portions of Europe when Chernobyl melted down, poisoned countless thousands of it's own citizens and routinely dumps old nuclear reactors into the sea. The best they have accomplished ecologically is to invent a newer and bigger bomb that allegedly does not poison the environment - it merely incinerates it.

            What it sounds like to me is that the locals have discovered the "Sewer of the Gods". They need to heed the ancient words of wisdom of the Eskimo peoples: "never eat yellow or brown snow".
            Last edited by Mountain Man; 20 Sep 07, 16:22.

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            • #7
              Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Looks like the Pravda hasn't changed since the time of the Soviet Union. I now understand why Stalin (the acg forum member, not the dictator) thinks the way he does. If this kind of looniness is what passes for Reuters it's no wonder our Russian friends are a little crazy. This makes The NYT look like Fox News. Actually, this makes the Enquirer look like Fox.

              "As the American peoples desire for war appears to be exhausted, and with new polls showing their President and Congress' approval ratings at 'record lows', these reports paint a frightening picture of an American War Leadership determined to engulf the entire World in Total War in order to perpetuate their hegemony.

              Not since last century's German Nazi and Japanese Empire's has the World seen such naked aggression towards the capture of the Earth's resources, and which caused the deaths of nearly 100 million people, but which the United States and its Western Allies now seem determined to see through to its brutal, and bloody end."

              Are you kidding me?
              A new life awaits you in the off world colonies; the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by pirateship1982 View Post
                This makes The NYT look like Fox News. Actually, this makes the Enquirer look like Fox.
                I think you got the news agencies the wrong way round in that sentence..

                My favourite piece was:
                It is interesting to note, too, that Barksdale Air Force Base is where the United States President was 'ordered' to report to on September 11, 2001 by the United States Air Force Strategic Command prior to his being 'transferred' under 'armed escort' to Offutt Air Force Base Strategic Command Center near Omaha, Nebraska, where the first 'truce' between Americas War Leaders and its Military Forces was 'negotiated' by billionaire Warren Buffett as intermediary between the rival power blocs.
                Winnie says
                ---------------------------------
                "He fell out of a Gestapo car, over a bridge, and onto a railway line. Then was run over by the Berlin Express.

                It was an Accident."
                Herr Flick.

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