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  • Silly signs.

    The first and last ones are the most amusing...

    Silly Signs

    Dr. S.
    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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    Explosive dogs!



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    • #3
      Heh. Keep 'em coming.
      "I am not an atomic playboy."
      Vice Admiral William P. Blandy

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      • #4
        I got a whole folder dedicated to funny signs.
        "You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." -explaining why Reagan liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings

        CO for 1st S.INC Shock Security Troop

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        • #5
          To start off


          Gorillas definitely would love to throw some poop at you!


          Funny Junk - Make sure you know where your children are

          "You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." -explaining why Reagan liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings

          CO for 1st S.INC Shock Security Troop

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          • #6
            A follow up -

            Police mocked for 'obvious' signs

            Warning: Platform ends here (on the end of rail station platforms)
            Do not iron clothes on body (from packaging on steam iron)
            May cause drowsiness (on sleeping tablets)
            Removing the wheel can influence the performance of the bicycle (from a Dutch bicycle manual)
            Once used rectally, the thermometer should not be used orally (on a digital thermometer)
            Dr. S.
            Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

            www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

            www.tabletown.co.uk

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            • #7
              South Sudan, Capital Juba, Sign warning of the dangers of war, wins the prize for stating the obvious.

              Eternal War(gaming) Armoured Struggle Car Bob

              History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis.
              Lazarus Long

              Draw the blinds on yesterday and it's all so much scarier....
              David Bowie

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              • #8
                Awful signs in "Chinglish" - the Chinese are trying to stamp these out before the Olympics.



                Dr. S.
                Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

                www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

                www.tabletown.co.uk

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                • #9
                  Alright here is the link to my folder

                  http://s39.photobucket.com/albums/e1...Funny%20signs/
                  "You can tell a lot about a fella's character by whether he picks out all of one color or just grabs a handful." -explaining why Reagan liked to have a jar of jelly beans on hand for important meetings

                  CO for 1st S.INC Shock Security Troop

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                  • #10
                    That secret nuclear bunker is a sign to a historic Cold War one that's open to the public - it's a brown "heritage" sign.

                    Real military establishments have red bordered signs or are usually just given innocuous names like "Works Entrance" or something - if you're ever on a motorway in the UK and you see an exit marked "Works Entrance" it usually means a military or secret facility.

                    Dr. S.
                    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

                    www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

                    www.tabletown.co.uk

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                      Last edited by Post Captain; 15 Sep 07, 06:34.
                      Never Fear the Event

                      Admiral Lord Nelson

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                        You cannot miss the speed limit with a post like that
                        Echo de menos mi isla.

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                        • #13
                          Your hardly likely to speed by that last sign or should i say lust sign, it could cause a pile up.
                          Never Fear the Event

                          Admiral Lord Nelson

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                          • #14
                            I know it is shopped but it tickles me!!!

                            Wolster

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                            • #15
                              here is a few from my collection

                              Ian
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                              Confucius he say, war not determine who's right. War determine who's left

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