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    THE ROBIN WILLIAMS PEACE PLAN

    This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since
    9/11/01.
    Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
    need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

    I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
    peace. So, here's one plan.

    1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
    affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega,
    Milosovich and the rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere"
    again.

    2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
    Germany, South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We
    would station troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

    3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
    leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will
    be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France would welcome them.


    4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
    unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be
    allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide
    here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

    5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
    don't attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home
    baby.

    6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy
    wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will
    require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.

    7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
    their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go
    somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells
    filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

    8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
    will not "interfere," They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
    cement or whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or
    given to the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

    9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would
    make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal alien

    10. The language we speak is ENGLISH.....learn it...or LEAVE...

    Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.
    The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
    your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You
    want a piece of me?"
    "Teamwork is essential - it gives the Enemy someone else to shoot at"

  • #2
    Who said this now Robbie williams --> this singer, or Robin Williams this actor?

    btw. I don't really have a problem if the US-troops leave Germany...
    "A platoon of Chinese tanks viciously attacked a Soviet harvester,
    which was peacefully working a field near the Soviet-Chinese border.
    The harvester returned fire and upon destroying the enemy
    returned to its home base."

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    • #3
      Is this Robin Williams that goofy actor that played Mork? Unfortunately the world is not the simple place that Williams would have us believe it to be.

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      • #4
        8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we
        will not "interfere," They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain,
        cement or whatever they need.

        The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
        your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You
        want a piece of me?"[/QUOTE]

        What a classic! Isn't it true that the "Great Satan" gives out the most aid and gets called for help whenever the s**t hits the fan. Keep your noses out of other people's suffering why don't ya! :flag:

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        • #5
          Yes - his comedy specials on HBO are hilarious I'ts amazing how a little
          common sense can be updated to a whole plan
          Black & blue from the TOAW learning curve!

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          • #6
            Total isolation! After USA, if all the wealthier nations will follow suit, get rid of foreigners and close the borders for good, Robbie Williams can watch from TV how total chaos gradually takes place in "less civilized" countries.

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Priest
              Is this Robin Williams that goofy actor that played Mork? Unfortunately the world is not the simple place that Williams would have us believe it to be.
              Who needs Mork. What I want to know is what ever happened to Mindy, IIRC she was a bit of a dreamboat.
              http://www.irelandinhistory.blogspot.ie/

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              • #8
                Surely it must be a sarcastic attack on the conservatives? you wouldn't think a person who acts like such a fool could be so consevative minded
                Not lip service, nor obsequious homage to superiors, nor servile observance of forms and customs...the Australian army is proof that individualism is the best and not the worst foundation upon which to build up collective discipline - General Monash

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                • #9
                  Not that it matters, but:

                  http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
                  "Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government’s purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."

                  – Associate Justice Louis D. Brandeis, Olmstead vs. United States.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by MikeJ
                    C'mon MikeJ...I was just getting ready for a serious discussion on the plan and a flame war over how liberal Hollywood is!!!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Scully
                      C'mon MikeJ...I was just getting ready for a serious discussion on the plan and a flame war over how liberal Hollywood is!!!
                      haha! Fools 1 conservatives 0
                      Not lip service, nor obsequious homage to superiors, nor servile observance of forms and customs...the Australian army is proof that individualism is the best and not the worst foundation upon which to build up collective discipline - General Monash

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by MikeJ
                        Well.....nevermind.

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                        • #13
                          heh, whether Williams wrote it doesn't matter anyways. Well, unless you only thought it was a good plan because Robin Williams wrote it .
                          "Experience should teach us to be most on our guard to protect liberty when the government’s purposes are beneficent. Men born to freedom are naturally alert to repel invasion of their liberty by evil-minded rulers. The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning but without understanding."

                          – Associate Justice Louis D. Brandeis, Olmstead vs. United States.

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                          • #14
                            The plan wasn't that great.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by MikeJ
                              heh, whether Williams wrote it doesn't matter anyways. Well, unless you only thought it was a good plan because Robin Williams wrote it .
                              Well I always support Robbie Williams
                              "A platoon of Chinese tanks viciously attacked a Soviet harvester,
                              which was peacefully working a field near the Soviet-Chinese border.
                              The harvester returned fire and upon destroying the enemy
                              returned to its home base."

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