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    Doctor Sinister's Christmas Message to the Planet Earth, 2012. In which the Supreme Leader discusses the London Olympics, the Curiosity Rover, issues in the Middle East, job applications, North Korean rockets and something else to add to his CV.

    Enjoy!



    Dr. S.
    Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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  • #2
    Well now isn't it just about time! Nice to see you!

    Regards,
    Dennis
    If stupid was a criminal offense Sea Lion believers would be doing life.

    Shouting out to Half Pint for bringing back the big mugs!

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    • #3
      Great video this year Your Sinisterness. Obviously feeding last year's video production team to the allosaurs did the trick in motivating their replacements to pay much greater attention to detail. All in a all a glorious year for S. Inc. with great prospects for the future.
      Any metaphor will tear if stretched over too much reality.

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      • #4
        What an odd fellow.
        Matthew 5:9 Blessed are the cheesemakers

        That's right bitches. I'm blessed!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Rojik View Post
          What an odd fellow.
          I believe Unique is the word you are looking for .

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          • #6
            Those Martian bastards WILL be destroyed.
            ------
            'I would rather be exposed to the inconveniencies attending too much liberty than those attending too small a degree of it.' - Thomas Jefferson

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            • #7
              I knew You would return.
              Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by R. Evans View Post
                I knew You would return.
                But of course, I am both immortal and invincible.

                Dr. S.
                Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Doctor Sinister View Post
                  But of course, I am both immortal and invincible.

                  Dr. S.
                  Check spelling! Impregnable and inconceivable

                  Good to hear from you again Doc. S.!

                  Paul
                  ‘Tis said his form is tiny, yet
                  All human ills he can subdue,
                  Or with a bauble or medal
                  Can win mans heart for you;
                  And many a blessing know to stew
                  To make a megloamaniac bright;
                  Give honour to the dainty Corse,
                  The Pixie is a little shite.

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                  • #10
                    ...a bit redundant...
                    ARRRR! International Talk Like A Pirate Day - September 19th
                    IN MARE IN COELO

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                    • #11
                      Good to hear from you, Supreme Leader...how goes the dinosaur cloning? Have you produced any new breeds of dinosaur in time for the holidays?
                      SGT, 210th MP Battalion, 2nd MP BDE, MSSG

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                      • #12
                        It is terrific Your Majesty, to see you so hale and hearty.
                        A Happy Christmas to you as well.
                        Proud to be an 'underling'
                        Kirk
                        This bass guitar kills TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                        • #13
                          "In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason."
                          Ernest Hemingway.

                          "The more I learn about people, The more I love my dog".
                          Mark Twain.

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                          • #14
                            As always the tribute should be arriving on the island soon and I look forward to this years party with anticipation. It will be fun to watch the annual sacrifice in the wood chippers.
                            Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedy. -- Ernest Benn

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Jose50 View Post
                              ...a bit redundant...
                              It's best to be sure though.

                              Dr. S.
                              Imagine a ball of iron, the size of the sun. And once a year a tiny sparrow brushes its surface with the tip of its wing. And when that ball of iron, the size of the sun, is worn away to nothing, your punishment will barely have begun.

                              www.sinisterincorporated.co.uk

                              www.tabletown.co.uk

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