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  • The Ultimately Bucket List -- Ultimately

    We've all heard about the "Bucket List": the things you want to do and places you want to see before you die. Well kids, once again, inspiration has struck me: who would you like to whack before you cork off?

    For me, I'd smoke:

    Jon Venables and Ryan Thompson
    The psychologist who recommended their release
    Rudolf Giuliani
    Justin Volpe - he got off shoving a plunger up a prisoner's ass

    Those are my five. What are yours?
    I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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    Going on your list this isn't the Joke edition?

    If'n it's murderers we're after; I always thought it'd be a worthwhile endeavour to put Joshua Davies, (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukne...of-murder.html) out of everyone else's misery - but I'm too modest for the avenging angel role. I think that's where my Ultimately ultimate bucket list falls on its arse.
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    • #3
      None really. I prefer giving anyone I didn't like some rope and then letting them hang themselves with it. It's more satisfying, especially when they realize too late what they've done.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Gorque View Post
        None really. I prefer giving anyone I didn't like some rope and then letting them hang themselves with it. It's more satisfying, especially when they realize too late what they've done.
        For it to be a bucket list, don't you have to be dying?

        If that's the case, then you have to smoke these slobs before you're six feet under.

        Originally posted by Selous View Post
        Going on your list this isn't the Joke edition?
        My bad. You want the serious one. Here goes:

        Ryan Seacrest - anyone that talentless making that kind of dough should be shot on general principle;

        Marc Sanchez



        Just because

        And Gary Bettman - for torpedoing the entire 2012-2013 NHL season.
        I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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        • #5

          Evil purple bastard...

          Evil red bastard...

          Rancid cullinary skank...I love her so much. Why won't she love me back...then I'll make her pay. I think '72 might be my favorite, how forcefull she looks. Sigh.

          This is just the beginning. Like Priest says...

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          • #6
            Originally posted by llkinak View Post

            Evil purple bastard...

            Evil red bastard...
            They're harmless. The one I want dead, like ten years ago, is:



            It's a daily homage to stupidity.

            Originally posted by llkinak View Post
            Rancid cullinary skank
            Can I borrow that line some time?

            Originally posted by llkinak View Post
            I love her so much. Why won't she love me back...then I'll make her pay.
            Dude. You have issues.
            I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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            • #7
              I'd would put John Kerry and Jane Fonda in a room with a gorilla on mass doses of viagra and then when they can't walk anymore, I would order their sorry asses to be hung till death for acts of treason in their combined action of supporting the enemy - the communist forces of North Vietnam!
              (Hope I get a few cheap rep points for that one
              )
              Last edited by DeltaOne; 21 Dec 12, 18:02.
              "War is hell, but actual combat is a motherf#cker"
              - Col. David Hackworth

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              • #8
                Originally posted by slick_miester View Post


                Dude. You have issues.
                Betty's fault for cheating on me...the [email protected] God, I miss her.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by DeltaOne View Post
                  I'd would put John Kerry and Jane Fonda in a room with a gorilla on mass does of viagra and then when they can't walk anymore
                  You know they might like it.
                  Some days your the bug, some days your the windshield.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by DeltaOne View Post
                    I'd would put John Kerry and Jane Fonda in a room with a gorilla on mass does of viagra and then when they can't walk anymore, I would order their sorry asses to be hung till death for acts of treason in their combined action of supporting the enemy - the communist forces of North Vietnam!
                    That's too cruel. What did the poor gorilla do to deserve that?
                    I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
                      That's too cruel. What did the poor gorilla do to deserve that?
                      I don't think he means send the gorilla to North Vietnam, just John & Jane. The gorilla would get a parade.
                      Some days your the bug, some days your the windshield.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by CAPT. JOE View Post
                        I don't think he means send the gorilla to North Vietnam, just John & Jane. The gorilla would get a parade.
                        But the part that's cruel to the gorilla is what he'd have it do to John and Jane. I'm sure the gorilla's got some standards.

                        I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
                          We've all heard about the "Bucket List": the things you want to do and places you want to see before you die. Well kids, once again, inspiration has struck me: who would you like to whack before you cork off?

                          For me, I'd smoke:

                          Jon Venables and Ryan Thompson
                          The psychologist who recommended their release
                          Rudolf Giuliani
                          Justin Volpe - he got off shoving a plunger up a prisoner's ass

                          Those are my five. What are yours?
                          I see you've include Giuliani which means politicians are not off-limits. Are we restricted to just 5 ?

                          Now it might seem ungrateful (considering the number of laughs I got out of him) but I think George W Bush might make my list, mainly because of his public displays of ignorance.
                          The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
                            That's too cruel. What did the poor gorilla do to deserve that?
                            I'll grab a splintered baseball bat and do the gorilla job. We wanted to shove a 5"/54 round up the bitch in 72 but she was about 40 miles out of range.
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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Cosmos View Post
                              I see you've include Giuliani which means politicians are not off-limits. Are we restricted to just 5 ?

                              Now it might seem ungrateful (considering the number of laughs I got out of him) but I think George W Bush might make my list, mainly because of his public displays of ignorance.
                              That sonofabitch made a lot of misery, and for what I still have no idea. I'll give you five rounds of my best match-grade, gratis, if you promise to put it to good use.

                              Originally posted by skiplc View Post
                              I'll grab a splintered baseball bat and do the gorilla job. We wanted to shove a 5"/54 round up the bitch in 72 but she was about 40 miles out of range.
                              Ohh. Splinters. You are a thoughtful one, aren't you. You should get rep for your attention to detail alone.
                              I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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