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  • Man Arrested For Having Sex With Couch.

    I would say this guy has issues.

    http://www.wusa9.com/news/article/22...Couch-Curbside
    “When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.”
    ― Groucho Marx

  • #2
    Having 'sex' with a discarded couch could get him jailtime?
    The charge is ****ing rubbish.

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    • #3
      ...good one!
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      • #4
        Not really an offence. Not sure if he deserves it although it is very weird.

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        • #5
          Had a spring popped out of the couch while the perp was in the throes, that would have been very, very funny.

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          • #6
            Yes, where is he?
            Eh?
            Better things to have sex with.
            This bass guitar kills TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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            • #7
              And it didn't even happen in the Ozarks. That fact alone should amaze and mystify!

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              • #8
                Or Georgia. But I swear some around here are worse!
                This bass guitar kills TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                • #9
                  Time for the Clinton defense

                  I did not have sexual relations with that couch and/or sofa....

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                  • #10
                    This bass guitar kills TERRORISTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • #11
                      One JO chases and arrest another JO for having sex with his girl.
                      "Ask not what your country can do for you"

                      Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

                      you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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                      • #12
                        WTF ?
                        Indyref2 - still, "Yes."

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                        • #13
                          If that had taken place on Folsom Street in Sodom Cisco, (San Francisco,) it would have failed to make the news let alone being arrested for indecent exposure.

                          Still, not as funny as the guy that was caught at 5:30 AM making love to a vacuum cleaner at the local car wash.
                          “Breaking News,”

                          “Something irrelevant in your life just happened and now we are going to blow it all out of proportion for days to keep you distracted from what's really going on.”

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                          • #14
                            1.Gives the term loveseat or couch a whole new meaning

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Skoblin View Post
                              Time for the Clinton defense

                              I did not have sexual relations with that couch and/or sofa....
                              Better yet did the sofa give consent?

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