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  • We need a Mustache Club for Men.

    Well Im beardless for the next week or two. Always comes a point where it gets too scraggly and I suck at trimming so I either have to pay a barber to jazz it back up or cut it and start over and option b is cheaper.

    Only problem is I look 18 for two weeks. With a beard Ive been told I look close to 40 and without it, a teenager. Ten years in each direction.

    It wouldn't be so bad if I could keep a good mustache. But while I could grow a full beard by 15 I can never get a decent mustache going. Always wanted a handlebar mustache. Not happening. When I shave I'm left with this pencil mustache you typically see on hessian booted swordsmen in '30s swashbuckler epics. The kind that always comes with a French or Spanish accent. So I either grab a rapier and start TLAPD early or look like a dork. Or shave it all and look even younger.

    We need a Mustache Club. Like Hair Club only with a focus. What's John Stossel's secret? That guy looks like he had a catterpillar drilled to his lip. I'm stuck looking like Basil Rathbone.



    Only less dashing.
    Last edited by Pirateship1982; 19 Aug 12, 22:21.
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    I look like a wino. When mustache is carefully groomed, I look like a wino with a carefully gromed mustache.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by skiplc View Post
      I look like a wino. When mustache is carefully groomed, I look like a wino with a carefully gromed mustache.
      I'm worst. I have a scraggly mustache that refused to be trained. Shave it off and discovered that I looked even more goofy with a mustache tan-line!
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      • #4
        A mustache club??? Why, so we can all look like male porn stars from the 70's?
        "War is hell, but actual combat is a motherf#cker"
        - Col. David Hackworth

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        • #5
          Originally posted by DeltaOne View Post
          A mustache club??? Why, so we can all look like male porn stars from the 70's?
          Didn't female porn stars in the seventies have more mustaches than the men?
          Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

          Prayers.

          BoRG

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Salinator View Post
            Didn't female porn stars in the seventies have more mustaches than the men?
            I think you mean armpit hair....but that's ok...you were probably distracted by all the gold chains and funky music...


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            • #7
              Originally posted by skiplc View Post
              I look like a wino. When mustache is carefully groomed, I look like a wino with a carefully gromed mustache.

              Skip, is it safe to assume you like wine?

              Then ACG has a Group Hairy Face creatures.
              "Ask not what your country can do for you"

              Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

              you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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              • #8
                Search and ye shall find:
                http://www.americanmustacheinstitute.org/
                Wisdom is personal

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                • #9
                  I usually let my facial hair grow for Movember which usually results in me looking like a villain from some kung fu movie. More so if I happen to have my head shaved at the time.
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                  Who smells fear and slays the coward.
                  Sings we a song of man.
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                  • #10
                    For some years I sporting a mustache to get that sophisticated David Niven look- with just a dash of Errol Flynn.

                    Naturally, I was sadly mistaken.
                    "I dogmatise and am contradicted, and in this conflict of opinions and sentiments I find delight".
                    Samuel Johnson.

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Half Pint John View Post
                      Skip, is it safe to assume you like wine?

                      Then ACG has a Group Hairy Face creatures.
                      Probably don't average a glass of wine a year.
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                      • #12
                        Shaved mine for the first time in 30+ years. I did it because it didn't match. My hair and whiskers are gray and black, except for the mustache and it turned all white. Igot tired of looking goofy, so off it came.

                        I'll grow it back with the hunting season beard as it does help keep the face warm.

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                        Dennis
                        If stupid was a criminal offense Sea Lion believers would be doing life.

                        Shouting out to Half Pint for bringing back the big mugs!

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by DeltaOne View Post
                          A mustache club??? Why, so we can all look like male porn stars from the 70's?
                          I knew this man hugging business would turn into rides.
                          #occupyarmchairgeneral.
                          Nothing is easier than self-deceit. For what each man wishes, that he also believes to be true. Demosthenes.
                          Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. Laurence J. Peter

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                          • #14
                            Would my ex be eligible for this club?
                            "If you are right, then you are right even if everyone says you are wrong. If you are wrong then you are wrong even if everyone says you are right." William Penn.

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                            • #15
                              What if we don't have them

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