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  • #91
    The Lions are getting a bit hungry these days - it's the Economy (bleep) ---

    Lion Food at Pets-Mart is outrageously expensive and the services of the best Executioner for miles around have not been required of late.

    Expect the Lions to be Healthy and Hungry


    Franzius of Noricum -- former Executioner - Aspiring Hit Man


    Have AX Handle - Will Travel -- Kneecaps are our Specialty !!
    I like Dogs far better than most People

    As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

    BoRG

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    • #92
      Originally posted by Kaiser Franz View Post
      The Lions are getting a bit hungry these days - it's the Economy (bleep) ---

      Lion Food at Pets-Mart is outrageously expensive and the services of the best Executioner for miles around have not been required of late.

      Expect the Lions to be Healthy and Hungry


      Franzius of Noricum -- former Executioner - Aspiring Hit Man


      Have AX Handle - Will Travel -- Kneecaps are our Specialty !!
      Franzus, gather more of your axe wielding friends and lets go to the east and do some honest work killing the enemies of rome


      Falco Tiberius

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      • #93
        Originally posted by Ace_General View Post
        Franzus, gather more of your axe wielding friends and lets go to the east and do some honest work killing the enemies of rome


        Falco Tiberius
        Here's your axe wielding band:


        Or did you mean this:


        History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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        • #94
          Cleitus!

          A vessel of 75AD Po Valley Chianti!

          And a platter of Numidian Camel Cheese!

          *The Emperor wanders over to Odds Chart and studies the newest postings for "Plinius vs Lion".*
          Last edited by Salinator; 26 Nov 08, 23:49.
          Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

          Prayers.

          BoRG

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          • #95
            why camel cheese??? honestly :barf:
            Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
            I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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            • #96
              He doesn't anyone to come near him. That Numidian Camel Cheese stays with you for days!
              History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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              "I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"

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              • #97
                Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                why camel cheese??? honestly :barf:
                Try it, Praetorian..........it is quite good. Titus Macedonicus turned me on to it. Well aged, low moisture content, and hint of african shrub...........you can almost feel the desert breeze and smell the salt air of the Mediterranean Sea as you bit into it. Try it some fermented fish for best experience!
                Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                Prayers.

                BoRG

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                • #98
                  The Slaughtered Lamb...


                  People of The Slaughtered Lamb...,

                  Antonius has arrived!

                  Let the drinking and other festivities commence! I have brought my entourage and they are thirsty! Let no cup be empty! My first toast is to the fallen...

                  To Julius...,

                  To Titus...,

                  And to Falco...,

                  I do not envy the dead..., but I do salute them...

                  ~Fat Antonius~

                  Last edited by Paul Mann III; 27 Nov 08, 01:35.
                  "This life..., you know, "the life." Youíre not gonna get any medals, kid. This is not a hero business; you donít shoot people from a mile a way. You gotta stand right next to them... blow their heads off."

                  BoRG

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                  • #99
                    Antonius is here!

                    Gaius, send a runner to the Palace and tell them I'll be home late!

                    Cleitus!!!!!

                    Send Antonius a Numidian Camel Cheese Platter!!!
                    Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                    Prayers.

                    BoRG

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                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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                    • I've been fiddling around my villa...

                      Originally posted by salinator View Post

                      Cleitus!!!!!

                      Send Antonius a Numidian Camel Cheese Platter!!!
                      Indeed Caesar, the fragrent aroma of your cheese could be smelled all the way out to my coastal villa in Anzio...

                      So what is the news of the day? What of Plinius and Honorius?

                      And what of Faustus? He must add me to the wager table, 1 wealth on Plinius lasting 9 minutes!

                      Nine is my lucky number...
                      "This life..., you know, "the life." Youíre not gonna get any medals, kid. This is not a hero business; you donít shoot people from a mile a way. You gotta stand right next to them... blow their heads off."

                      BoRG

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                      • Originally posted by salinator View Post
                        Send Antonius a Numidian Camel Cheese Platter!!!
                        Camel cheese. Sounds like someone will be making a trip to the Vomitorium.

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                        • The Cult of Bacchanalia

                          Originally posted by skoblin View Post

                          Camel cheese. Sounds like someone will be making a trip to the Vomitorium.
                          In the practice of Bacchanalia I've discovered that no trip to the Vomitorium is necessary...

                          I simply "share" my cheese with my ladies..., it heightens the tactile sensuality of my presence at meal time...


                          "This life..., you know, "the life." Youíre not gonna get any medals, kid. This is not a hero business; you donít shoot people from a mile a way. You gotta stand right next to them... blow their heads off."

                          BoRG

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                          • Updated bets (prefered bet is in gold or wealth pts, but I'm a very open individual; I do take relatives as collateral).

                            0-1 Minutes:
                            1-2 Minutes:
                            2-3 Minutes:
                            3-4 Minutes: skoblin (500 Quatloos aka gold aka wealth points )
                            4-5 Minutes: ace (5 gold)
                            5-6 Minutes:
                            6-7 Minutes:
                            7-8 Minutes:
                            8-9 Minutes:
                            9-10 Minutes: Paul Mann III (1 wealth points)

                            Plinius defeating the Lion: Torien (1 wealth point)

                            At the time of the actuall sentencing, the winner(s) will collect 50% of the take.

                            -Faustus Desticius Decentius

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                            • Drum Roll, Please...

                              Originally posted by daemonofdecay View Post

                              I do take relatives as collateral.
                              Would you take a Falco as collateral?

                              ~Fat Antonius~
                              "This life..., you know, "the life." Youíre not gonna get any medals, kid. This is not a hero business; you donít shoot people from a mile a way. You gotta stand right next to them... blow their heads off."

                              BoRG

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                              • Originally posted by Paul Mann III View Post

                                People of The Slaughtered Lamb...,

                                Antonius has arrived!

                                Let the drinking and other festivities commence! I have brought my entourage and they are thirsty! Let no cup be empty! My first toast is to the fallen...

                                To Julius...,

                                To Titus...,

                                And to Falco...,

                                I do not envy the dead..., but I do salute them...

                                ~Fat Antonius~

                                Up to a friendly drinking contest

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