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  • Originally posted by Salinator View Post
    Franzius,

    Your toothless lions will feast! May Julius Varus be gummed to death!
    The Lions are purring in anticipation -- I may even be able to find one or two with a tooth remaining in their sockets.


    Franzius of Noricum - Compassionate Animal Husbandry Advocate
    I like Dogs far better than most People

    As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

    BoRG

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    • hey, pssssssst I am the leader of your labor union. do you really want me gummed to death. I think not.

      Julius Varus, trying to raise the status of the poor lions
      Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
      I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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      • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
        hey, pssssssst I am the leader of your labor union. do you really want me gummed to death. I think not.

        Julius Varus, trying to raise the status of the poor lions
        Unless Franzius has any Lioness in labor, which is doubtful as they are all old, toothless, and some even incontinent.......................
        Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

        Prayers.

        BoRG

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        • Cleitus... Whiskus Me!

          Make it a quadruple...

          Send the tab to the Union lads!

          Karma
          Asleep under the bar until the 'Unionizin' started Citizen of Rome
          On the Plains of Hesitation lie the blackened bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of victory, sat down to rest-and resting... died. Adlai E. Stevenson

          ACG History Today

          BoRG

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          • and how would you know on there state of being? especially the last one???

            julius Varus
            Protector of Lions virtues
            Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
            I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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            • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post

              julius Varus
              Protector of Lions virtues
              "This life..., you know, "the life." Youíre not gonna get any medals, kid. This is not a hero business; you donít shoot people from a mile a way. You gotta stand right next to them... blow their heads off."

              BoRG

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              • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                and how would you know on there state of being? especially the last one???

                julius Varus
                Protector of Lions virtues
                Okay, let us review biology................................

                Lion breeding age 7-15 years of age.

                Franzius' lions: 30+ years.

                Lions in breeding condition:
                1)Have teeth

                Franzius had not had a lion with a tooth since? Some say as far back as the Republic.

                2)Have some sort of body fat.

                Franzius' lions are famous for showing ribs. He claims it is fashionable
                Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                Prayers.

                BoRG

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                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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                • Lions in Labor ?? Certainly not -- my Lions have no interest in Unions !!!

                  The matter of some minor incontinence is rather embarrassing for a couple of them and is best not brought out in public


                  Franzius of Noricum - Purveyor of formerly fine Lions
                  I like Dogs far better than most People

                  As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                  BoRG

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                  • Hello! Is there a friend of Honorius in here?

                    Hello! Anyone seen someone wearing a blue cloak? I am Lucius Tungus, sent by the Emperor to find a messenger sent from the Han Empire by Honorius!
                    Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                    Prayers.

                    BoRG

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                    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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                    • Over here, by the door. My name is Meridius. I am the messenger of Honorious.

                      -Meridius, Messenger of Honorious

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                      • Originally posted by Conlin View Post
                        Over here, by the door. My name is Meridius. I am the messenger of Honorious.

                        -Meridius, Messenger of Honorious
                        Huh?!?! Holy Apollo, can that blue cloak be any shinier? You don't look anything like what I picture a Chinese man to look like!

                        Lucius Tungus - Romeland Security
                        Last edited by Salinator; 19 Jan 09, 01:16.
                        Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                        Prayers.

                        BoRG

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                        • You are the...25th person that has said this to me. Anyway, do you want to take the documents to your Emperor?

                          -Meridius, The Messenger of Honorious

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                          • Originally posted by Conlin View Post
                            You are the...25th person that has said this to me. Anyway, do you want to take the documents to your Emperor?

                            -Meridius, The Messenger of Honorious
                            Yes. I will take them and deliver it to the Emperor after ensuring there is no poison on them.

                            Lucius Tungus - Romeland Security
                            Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                            Prayers.

                            BoRG

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                            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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                            • I hear someone has been malignering my ship the 'Trident'.
                              Let it be known to the world that it is not some slow moving barge used to carry grain from Aegyptus to Ostia as some dare to suggest. It is the fastest ship of the Mediterranean, no idle boast, it has been proven on occasions and can be /is used for transporting messages, high value cargo and VIPs, running blockades, that sort of stuff and can be hired for the right price.
                              Next one I'll hear spreading lies about my ship can answer to my fist during my next visit.

                              Faustus, on the Trident
                              3 bottles of champagne, 3 wenches and 20 miles on horseback; all in 3 hours!

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                              • faustus where are your registration fee's?
                                Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                                I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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