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  • you say high-maintenance I say evil, you say potato I say po-tato...
    Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
    I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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    • In the interest of domestic tranquility -- I can't call her evil LOL -- she fixed me some very good meals while she was here -- I almost forgot what home cooking tastes like without her around -- she's a great cook -- and nice to snuggle up to at night
      I like Dogs far better than most People

      As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

      BoRG

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      • a little old for that dont ya think
        Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
        I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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        • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
          a little old for that dont ya think
          I'll be too old for that the very day they plant me six feet under
          I like Dogs far better than most People

          As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

          BoRG

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          • Franzius! Where is the Emperor's purple silk?
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            Prayers.

            BoRG

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            • Purple Silk ??? -- Oh -- well Zeb was a little chilled pulling his cart -- I noticed an old scrap of stained purple material and made it into a nice blanket for him -- he was very grateful !!! Cool nights are hard on poor old Zeb


              Franzius of Noricum - Alderman of the Merchants Guild
              I like Dogs far better than most People

              As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

              BoRG

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              • should we execute zeb for being a thief?
                Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                • I fear that poor Zeb may have been sold in my absence -- In reviewing other official documents - I noticed that Zeb and my cart were sold in Han -- this is a most distressing turn of events <sigh>

                  I wonder now if poor Zeb was wearing his Purple Horse Blanket - the one he was so proud of when he was so treacherously sold in a land far far away - with no friends to share his misery with ?
                  I like Dogs far better than most People

                  As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                  BoRG

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                  • I can have you transported there if you would like.
                    Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                    I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                    • Thank you for your kind offer -- perhaps it would be more economical for you to just bring back the head and hands of the thief that sold poor Zeb -- that would cost far less than travel per-diem and mileage charges.


                      Franzius of Noricum -- Thrifty citizen
                      I like Dogs far better than most People

                      As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                      BoRG

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                      • who do you acuse of selling him? I need names, I cant fit all the heads and hands of the Han in one boat.
                        Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                        I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                        • I'll read the dispaches and get the name for you -- I believe it was from Honorius to the emperor though.
                          I like Dogs far better than most People

                          As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                          BoRG

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                          • well in that case I will cut of your hand for libel and bring it to the emperor does that work?
                            Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                            I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                            • Originally posted by Kaiser Franz View Post
                              I fear that poor Zeb may have been sold in my absence -- In reviewing other official documents - I noticed that Zeb and my cart were sold in Han -- this is a most distressing turn of events <sigh>

                              I wonder now if poor Zeb was wearing his Purple Horse Blanket - the one he was so proud of when he was so treacherously sold in a land far far away - with no friends to share his misery with ?
                              There seems to be a huge market in Han for toothless donkeys and carts with no wheels.
                              Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                              Prayers.

                              BoRG

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                              • Has Honorius had all the hands and heads of the Han handed into hemp hampers?
                                History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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