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[Patton 7079]

but they can't run, they can only hobble.

[Kaiser Franz]

They manage to get airborne for a few paces and kick you in the buttski with their good leg -- vicious brutes -- those one legged Ostriches !!

[Patton 7079]

shall I order all ostriches siezed and put to death?

[Kaiser Franz]

Send them to the Lion Food Processing Plant -- and cut poor Zeb a little slack

[Patton 7079]

do lions eat ostrich, its awfully lean.

[Kaiser Franz]

Just mix in a couple of Fat Senators -- the Lions will love it

[Patton 7079]

i heard a donkey wll surfice for a couple senators.

[Kaiser Franz]

Perhaps -- but Senators are more expendable

[Patton 7079]

should we discuss this with the senate.

[Kaiser Franz]

Do you consult a Chicken before you wring it's neck and fry it for supper ?

[Patton 7079]

LOL, so are you declaring the Senate Useless?

[Kaiser Franz]

I don't need to declare anything ( that might cause me some problems in the Senate ) -- the overwhelming data points to that self evident fact

[Psyhcoward]

are they high quality?

THeeese are of the highest quality, don'y leesten to that charlatan. He is only jealous because he was unable to find the heeden ostrich breeding grounds known only to my familee.

[Kaiser Franz]

Breeding ??? -- where ??

[Psyhcoward]

Breeding ??? -- where ??

Ho Hoooo, you weel not treek me that eeesily! I weel not geeve away the secret breeding ground locagtion in the Carpathian moutains that way. Mount mountem alot weel stay..........................

Shhhhh, you deed NOT hear that!