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  • The Emperor declares 45 days of mourning for Zed. No drinking or ostrich legs during that time.
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    • 45 days!

      That would be bordering on Prohibition for some Romans.
      "In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason."
      Ernest Hemingway.

      In english "silence" means yelling louder than everyone else.

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      • perhaps he truely means 4.5 days?
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        • Originally posted by salinator View Post
          The Emperor declares 45 days of mourning for Zed. No drinking or ostrich legs during that time.
          Now, Sal, your dangerously close to have a bone of said Ostrich legs stuck in your throat.

          Hey, whos in favor of making the Falco Inn were you can drink and eat ostrich legs and murder all you want

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          • Killing guests is not a good long term business venture!

            Perhaps your Inn should be called "The Last Supper"

            - General Rubinus -
            "In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason."
            Ernest Hemingway.

            In english "silence" means yelling louder than everyone else.

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            • Originally posted by salinator View Post
              The Emperor declares 45 days of mourning for Zed. No drinking or ostrich legs during that time.
              Why, as a visitor to this leetle town I must protest the ban on drinking! Ostrich legs are only fit for the lowest of persons to eat so that is not to bother me. But no drinking? How is a person to live without drinking? I will perish of dryness! I will shrivel to a small husk of skin and bones! A person may not live without water! What kind of personage is so mean that they must order their people to die of thirst?
              And why all of thees fuss over an animal? Why was thees animal so special? Hmm why WAS thees animal so special? I theenk youe leader needs a girlfiend.

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              • Originally posted by Psyhcoward View Post
                Why, as a visitor to this leetle town I must protest the ban on drinking! Ostrich legs are only fit for the lowest of persons to eat so that is not to bother me. But no drinking? How is a person to live without drinking? I will perish of dryness! I will shrivel to a small husk of skin and bones! A person may not live without water! What kind of personage is so mean that they must order their people to die of thirst?
                And why all of thees fuss over an animal? Why was thees animal so special? Hmm why WAS thees animal so special? I theenk youe leader needs a girlfiend.
                Naw, the emperor needs to go and kill a couple barbarians or parthians, or at least some dissidents or wolves.

                Imparator Sal, I extend an invitation to my hunting expedition to you


                And were did Fate go

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                • Originally posted by Psyhcoward View Post
                  Why, as a visitor to this leetle town I must protest the ban on drinking! Ostrich legs are only fit for the lowest of persons to eat so that is not to bother me. But no drinking? How is a person to live without drinking? I will perish of dryness! I will shrivel to a small husk of skin and bones! A person may not live without water! What kind of personage is so mean that they must order their people to die of thirst?
                  And why all of thees fuss over an animal? Why was thees animal so special? Hmm why WAS thees animal so special? I theenk youe leader needs a girlfiend.
                  The Emperor did not place a ban on drinking. It was a ban on booze and ostrich legs for Gaius and Falco.
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                  • why me???, I told you I passed it down the CoC so blame the new guy.
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                    • There once was a man who said -- 'The Denarii Stops Here" -- I believe his name was Haraldus Trumanus -- do you remember him ??

                      He set a fine example for his Legions -- He, as commander, assumed responsibility for all of their actions -- as a good commander is prone to do.

                      Are you sure you want to pass the Denarii to a subordinate Captain Gaius of the Praetorians ??


                      Franzius of Noricum -- Critic of the Command Structure and Instigator at Large
                      I like Dogs far better than most People

                      As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                      BoRG

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                      • you are correct the Denarii does stop here, However who is to enforce such a ban? myself and my men. so I ask you shall I enforce it?
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                        • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                          why me???, I told you I passed it down the CoC so blame the new guy.
                          60 Days!
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                          • Perhaps he did not get the memo, eg. Previous post.
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                            • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                              Perhaps he did not get the memo, eg. Previous post.
                              You need to brush up on your Imperial Protocol. Franius, sell him a proper scroll.
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                              BoRG

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                              • wait, what is this Imperial Protocol you speak of. Do you remember what was gonna happen to the last emperor who banned me from drinking? perhaps you shou brush up on my past....
                                Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                                I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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