The Slaughtered Lamb - 0fficial SPQR Thermopolium

[Torien]

Franzius, Give yourself a raise, and a week vacation.

That's the only kind I'm allowed to take - Weak Vacations!

(No Ryan, you didn't spell it wrong, I'm just being punny! )

[Patton 7079]

indeed, Have you ever tried vacation.

[Kaiser Franz]

I'm on perpetual vacation these days -- or should I say

[Patton 7079]

no, your just old and retired

[Kaiser Franz]

I wish that were the case -- you're only half right -- the old part is on the mark -- at the rate that I've lost my shirt over the last six months - I'll be retired when I hit 90 -- I have a lot to re-earn -- I hate to do that twice -- it was hard enough the first time around.

[Psyhcoward]

Ah -- a stranger among us - born here by a Parthian steed of dubious ownership. Be careful stranger -- you are addressing Gaius - captain and commander of the Praetorian Guards -- he has over 5,000 men available to pick off the little crawly things and feed them to those with whom he is displeased


Franzius of Noricum - Merchant Guild Alderman and Pest Control Expert Extraordinar !

Gayus commander of the pretty guard? Did I hear correctly?

Hmm, I theenk there may be reason to worry here.

[Patton 7079]

watch your tounge.
It is Gaius
I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.

[Torien]

watch your tounge.
It is Gaius
I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.

I wouldn't be to quick to brag about that.

The Emperor is pretty upset about losing Zed!

[Psyhcoward]

watch your tounge.
It is Gaius
I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.

I see that manners seem to be in short supply here. No offense.
What is a zed?

[Psyhcoward]

I wouldn't be to quick to brag about that.

The Emperor is pretty upset about losing Zed!

Ah, so Giaus of the pretty guard is in disfavor then?
May this person ask as to whether another zed is needed?

[Kaiser Franz]

Zeb is my Donkey - A prime specimen !!!

Zed is the Emperors Giraffe that I sold him a few weeks ago -- Gaius fed him to my Lions by mistake -- he has a lot to answer for with the Emperor

[ace]

watch your tounge.
It is Gaius
I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.

men, men calm down this is a place to relax!

[Guest]

Ahhh, such freindly people! Thank you thank you.

I'll have a mild beer shaken not stired, add a slice of lime if you please, no olives as I do not wish to have the greasy skin you barbarians have, no offense, please to wash the mug first as I have cleaner standards than you I'm sure, no offense, serve it to me from the left as I wish to keep my weapons hand ready to punish any of the many local thieves you have allowed to roam at will, no offense, and please not to speka so close to my face, your breath offends me. No offense.

You make Falco the younger look polite

Falco Tiberius
FalCo.

[Psyhcoward]

You make Falco the younger look polite

Falco Tiberius
FalCo.

Why thank you. If you need any assisstance looking more polite please to let me know. But not to use your locale messangers as they will probably steal the message and sell it.. No offense.

[Achtung Baby]

Spare me some refreshment, hopefully this war with Parthia will end and I shall join in the next round of drinks!

- General Rubinus -