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  • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
    Franzius, Give yourself a raise, and a week vacation.
    That's the only kind I'm allowed to take - Weak Vacations!

    (No Ryan, you didn't spell it wrong, I'm just being punny! )
    History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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    BoRG
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    "I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"

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    • indeed, Have you ever tried vacation.
      Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
      I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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      • I'm on perpetual vacation these days -- or should I say
        I like Dogs far better than most People

        As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

        BoRG

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        • no, your just old and retired
          Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
          I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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          • I wish that were the case -- you're only half right -- the old part is on the mark -- at the rate that I've lost my shirt over the last six months - I'll be retired when I hit 90 -- I have a lot to re-earn -- I hate to do that twice -- it was hard enough the first time around.
            I like Dogs far better than most People

            As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

            BoRG

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            • Originally posted by Kaiser Franz View Post
              Ah -- a stranger among us - born here by a Parthian steed of dubious ownership. Be careful stranger -- you are addressing Gaius - captain and commander of the Praetorian Guards -- he has over 5,000 men available to pick off the little crawly things and feed them to those with whom he is displeased


              Franzius of Noricum - Merchant Guild Alderman and Pest Control Expert Extraordinar !
              Gayus commander of the pretty guard? Did I hear correctly?

              Hmm, I theenk there may be reason to worry here.

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              • watch your tounge.
                It is Gaius
                I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.
                Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                  watch your tounge.
                  It is Gaius
                  I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.
                  I wouldn't be to quick to brag about that.

                  The Emperor is pretty upset about losing Zed!
                  History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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                  BoRG
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                  "I am Arthur, King of the Britons!"

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                  • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                    watch your tounge.
                    It is Gaius
                    I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.
                    I see that manners seem to be in short supply here. No offense.
                    What is a zed?

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                    • Originally posted by Torien View Post
                      I wouldn't be to quick to brag about that.

                      The Emperor is pretty upset about losing Zed!
                      Ah, so Giaus of the pretty guard is in disfavor then?
                      May this person ask as to whether another zed is needed?

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                      • Zeb is my Donkey - A prime specimen !!!

                        Zed is the Emperors Giraffe that I sold him a few weeks ago -- Gaius fed him to my Lions by mistake -- he has a lot to answer for with the Emperor
                        I like Dogs far better than most People

                        As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                        BoRG

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                        • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                          watch your tounge.
                          It is Gaius
                          I shall feed you to the lions like I did zed.
                          men, men calm down this is a place to relax!
                          "The people never have the power, only the illusion of it. And here is the real secret: they don't want it. The responsibility is too great to bear. It's why they are so quick to fall in line as soon as someone else takes charge."
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                          • Originally posted by Psyhcoward View Post
                            Ahhh, such freindly people! Thank you thank you.

                            I'll have a mild beer shaken not stired, add a slice of lime if you please, no olives as I do not wish to have the greasy skin you barbarians have, no offense, please to wash the mug first as I have cleaner standards than you I'm sure, no offense, serve it to me from the left as I wish to keep my weapons hand ready to punish any of the many local thieves you have allowed to roam at will, no offense, and please not to speka so close to my face, your breath offends me. No offense.
                            You make Falco the younger look polite

                            Falco Tiberius
                            FalCo.

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                            • Originally posted by Ace_General View Post
                              You make Falco the younger look polite

                              Falco Tiberius
                              FalCo.
                              Why thank you. If you need any assisstance looking more polite please to let me know. But not to use your locale messangers as they will probably steal the message and sell it.. No offense.

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                              • Spare me some refreshment, hopefully this war with Parthia will end and I shall join in the next round of drinks!

                                - General Rubinus -
                                "In modern war... you will die like a dog for no good reason."
                                Ernest Hemingway.

                                In english "silence" means yelling louder than everyone else.

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