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  • anyway, when will the votive games be held in my honor?
    Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
    I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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    • Why don't you go join me and Falco Tiberius in our criminal/armenian appeaser hunt.

      It keeps your lance skills sharp, which is important for a man of your miltary standing,


      Seneos
      Free Armenian Legion Party

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      • well, I don't have anyvacation Time .
        Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
        I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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        • Say its a training exercise.

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          • that won't fly, I'm in high demand in rome.
            Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
            I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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            • I hope the Praetorians are out looking for my cart and Zeb -- my priceless Donkey !!


              Franzius of Noricum -- Merchant Guild Alderman
              I like Dogs far better than most People

              As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

              BoRG

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              • nope, we sent the donkey to be lion food.
                Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                • Gaius,

                  Next time the Emperor tells you to kick the cart wheels, make sure you do so!
                  Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                  Prayers.

                  BoRG

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                  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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                  • I passed those orders down the chain of command, find he new guy.
                    Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                    I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                    • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                      nope, we sent the donkey to be lion food.
                      Zeb ?? -- You sent Zeb to be Lion Food ??? Have you no conscience - no compassion ?

                      Poor Zeb - slaving away his entire life for the good of Rome -- hauling this -- carrying that - toiling from dawn to dusk for the benefit of this City -- and now -- Lion Food -- <sigh> -- and what of my invoice ?? Zeb was priceless !!! -- I must be compensated - in full - for his services that are now lost to me for the remainder of his life

                      Agony and Pain -- Oh how I'll suffer -- my invoice will be forwarded to you by Bob's Delivery Service first thing tomorrow.!!


                      Franzius of Noricum -- Grieving the loss of Zeb
                      I like Dogs far better than most People

                      As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                      BoRG

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                      • oh Zeb, I thought you ment zed.

                        zeb is chillin' in the cavalry stables outside rome.
                        Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                        I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                        • Originally posted by Patton 7079 View Post
                          oh Zeb, I thought you ment zed.

                          zeb is chillin' in the cavalry stables outside rome.
                          WHAT!!!!!!!!

                          You fed Zed, the Emperor's pet giraffe to the lions?
                          Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                          Prayers.

                          BoRG

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                          • Techincally I didn't feed him to the lions, I rubber stamped and order for him to be moved to the lion holding cage. (i had no idea they where gonna let the lions in).
                            Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                            I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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                            • Ahhh -- well now -- all is well in my world and Zeb's -- Zed, on the other hand may not be enjoying this splendid day quite as much - it pains me to remark <sigh>


                              Franzius of Noricum - Merchant Guild Alderman -- grateful not to be the Captain of Praetorians at this moment in time
                              I like Dogs far better than most People

                              As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                              BoRG

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                              • Uh, Mister Emperor, Pattonous,

                                We accidently chucked a spear at a lion.

                                See we were chasing this "Thief"

                                And he ran into the Imperial Mesgruie while we were chasing him on horseback,

                                But we persued him and threw a javlin at him and he ducked and the Javlin hit the lion.

                                But we got the Theif, want some Whiskus out of his skull

                                Falco Tiberius & Seneos
                                Free Armenian Legion Party and FalCo.

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