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  • Originally posted by salinator View Post
    Swords, daggers, spears, pilums, bows, slings, and all siege engines are not allowed in the Lamb.
    Can we have very small rocks?
    History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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    • Are small rocks covered by our second amendment rights ? (I hope )
      I like Dogs far better than most People

      As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

      BoRG

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      • Originally posted by Torien View Post
        Can we have very small rocks?
        Only small rocks of salt. Anything that can be launched by a sling, spoon, reed, or miniature onagers are not allowed.
        Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

        Prayers.

        BoRG

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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        • Originally posted by salinator View Post
          Only small rocks of salt. Anything that can be launched by a sling, spoon, reed, or miniature onagers are not allowed.
          Oh man! And it just came UPS yesterday!

          Are you sure I can't have a few pebbles?
          History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. Napoleon Bonaparte
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          • A "pea shooter" will soon be considered a major assault weapon by the "Secret Praetorians" -- Paranoia runs rampant among our Government since several have been killed and several others are on the block.

            To say that "Confidence" is less than strong in our Leaders at the moment - would be a significant understatement <sigh>
            I like Dogs far better than most People

            As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

            BoRG

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            • NUTs Pleez!


              Last edited by Admiral; 30 Nov 08, 22:10.
              On the Plains of Hesitation lie the blackened bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of victory, sat down to rest-and resting... died. Adlai E. Stevenson

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              • Originally posted by Torien View Post
                Oh man! And it just came UPS yesterday!

                Are you sure I can't have a few pebbles?
                No, no pebbles inside the Lamb. What is wrong with you? That thing an put out an eye!
                Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                Prayers.

                BoRG

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                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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                • I like Dogs far better than most People

                  As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                  BoRG

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                  • Now can we have weapons outside, on the lawn of the Inn

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                    • Originally posted by Ace_General View Post
                      Now can we have weapons outside, on the lawn of the Inn
                      According to the Slaughtered Lamb Charter, that is not allowed due to liability insurance requirements.
                      Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

                      Prayers.

                      BoRG

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                      • I would be more than glad to review all existing Insurance Policies for the Slaughtered Lamb and make recommendations as to policy changes as needed -- for a very nominal fee.


                        Franzius of Noricum -- Insurance for the Active individual .


                        Our Policies Cover US against all exposure to risk - you, on the other hand - are on your own.
                        I like Dogs far better than most People

                        As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                        BoRG

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                        • What, this is nonsense

                          Any good inn worth its salt allows duels and such on the front lawn at least

                          Now if we sign a waiver is it ok?

                          Falco Tiberius

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                          • I wouldn't chance it... them crazy Praetorians are conducting Civil Defense training in the streets...



                            Wouldn't want anybody to be mistaken for an 'Adversary'!

                            Cleitus... BEER ME!


                            On the Plains of Hesitation lie the blackened bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of victory, sat down to rest-and resting... died. Adlai E. Stevenson

                            ACG History Today

                            BoRG

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                            • What is this - do we have Barbarians at the Gates ???

                              Oh - wait - I see -- just another pitiful display of Praetorian ineptitude -- never mind <sigh>

                              Could someone ask them to hold the noise down a bit -- this swill Cletius passes off as Beer gives me a head ache.

                              Franzius of Noricum


                              Enthusiastic Imbiber of great quantities of swill
                              I like Dogs far better than most People

                              As our Supply Sargent once said "If'n you only got one - order one - If'n you got Two - turn one in !! (???)

                              BoRG

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                              • well, we gotta train somewhere don't we.
                                Life is Expensive Bullets are cheap anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Me
                                I'm not lying I'm Just Improving the truth

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