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    As Honorius slowly walked out of Rome to fulfill the people's judgement of exile, barefooted and with nothing than the toga he has worn for the last seven days, he was surprised that he was not cursed at and spit upon unlike his co-defendent. Huffing and puffing, Honorius slowly put some distance between himself and the city. As night fell, he looked back and was surprised that the city was still clearly visible. Even his own home was clearly visible and he noted that his wife had not shaved her mustache for the evening as yet.

    Still Honorius walked on. He felt the stress of long walk on his back, but worse still........his big hairy feet was beginning to hurt! He looked back, and holy smoke.........he still see Rome!

    Exhausted, Honorius sat down. Sweat pouring and heart pounding, he laughed as he pulled out a piece of jerky from beneath his toga. Never mind that the sliver of meat ranked of body oder.........he has outsmarted the Emperor and the guards. He has gotten away with some jerky! Greedily gnawing away, slobbering and laughing until he realised he had no water! The Jerky has dried his mouth out!. Damn this! And what the heck? He can still see his home, and his wife is now shaving!

    Exile sucks.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by salinator View Post
      As Honorius slowly walked out of Rome to fulfill the people's judgement of exile, barefooted and with nothing than the toga he has worn for the last seven days, he was surprised that he was not cursed at and spit upon unlike his co-defendent. Huffing and puffing, Honorius slowly put some distance between himself and the city. As night fell, he looked back and was surprised that the city was still clearly visible. Even his own home was clearly visible and he noted that his wife had not shaved her mustache for the evening as yet.

      Still Honorius walked on. He felt the stress of long walk on his back, but worse still........his big hairy feet was beginning to hurt! He looked back, and holy smoke.........he still see Rome!

      Exhausted, Honorius sat down. Sweat pouring and heart pounding, he laughed as he pulled out a piece of jerky from beneath his toga. Never mind that the sliver of meat ranked of body oder.........he has outsmarted the Emperor and the guards. He has gotten away with some jerky! Greedily gnawing away, slobbering and laughing until he realised he had no water! The Jerky has dried his mouth out!. Damn this! And what the heck? He can still see his home, and his wife is now shaving!

      Exile sucks.
      I'm sure you're not FATE.

      -Alexander AKA Senator Honorious

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      • #18
        Originally posted by salinator View Post
        As Honorius slowly walked out of Rome to fulfill the people's judgement of exile, barefooted and with nothing than the toga he has worn for the last seven days, he was surprised that he was not cursed at and spit upon unlike his co-defendent. Huffing and puffing, Honorius slowly put some distance between himself and the city. As night fell, he looked back and was surprised that the city was still clearly visible. Even his own home was clearly visible and he noted that his wife had not shaved her mustache for the evening as yet.

        Still Honorius walked on. He felt the stress of long walk on his back, but worse still........his big hairy feet was beginning to hurt! He looked back, and holy smoke.........he still see Rome!

        Exhausted, Honorius sat down. Sweat pouring and heart pounding, he laughed as he pulled out a piece of jerky from beneath his toga. Never mind that the sliver of meat ranked of body oder.........he has outsmarted the Emperor and the guards. He has gotten away with some jerky! Greedily gnawing away, slobbering and laughing until he realised he had no water! The Jerky has dried his mouth out!. Damn this! And what the heck? He can still see his home, and his wife is now shaving!

        Exile sucks.
        "NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screams Honorius as he is snapped from his dream and bolted upright from floor of his dark musky prison cell. He kicks the pile of dry straw that had served as his bed for the last month, and watched disgusted as rodents and insects scurried about seeking to hide themselves once again. He, Honorius.......the richest man of Rome, fattened by years of rich food and abundant wine is fuming.

        Banging his head against the cell wall, Honorius screams, "Why, why, why? I took a lousy 2 wealth for Apollo knows what. I did nothing! The Emperor had cleared me as just being greedy and stupid, but WHY WHY WHY did Plinius have to go on with his big mouth? And Damn that Torienus, you just can't trust the liberal ride-by media!"

        Honorius sobs as he leans his back against the corner wall of his cell and slowly slides down to a sitting posititon on the floor.

        Suddenly, Honorius brushes the tears aside with the back of his hand and sat up straight. "The Emperor will save me!" he said.

        Smiling, Honorius said as he fell asleep, "After all..............tomorrow is another day!"
        Flag: USA / Location: West Coast

        Prayers.

        BoRG

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PtsX_Z3CMU

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