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Medvedev and Putin jokes, caricatures, humour and etc

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  • Medvedev and Putin jokes, caricatures, humour and etc

    I declare this a free fire zone, no jokes to bright or dumb, to cheesy or to provoking. As long as they follow they forum rules. All posts are to be consider jokes and no arguing about them, save that for other threads.

    I start, I found a quite decent collection of caricatures, here are some of the best IMO:





    All the rest:
    http://radulova.livejournal.com/2429787.html
    Last edited by Erkki; 12 Oct 11, 17:19.
    “For there is nothing more serious than a lunatic when he comes to the central point of his lunacy.”

    Max Sterner

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    There are no Nazis in Ukraine. © Idiots

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      For the Space Queen!

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        “For there is nothing more serious than a lunatic when he comes to the central point of his lunacy.”

        Max Sterner

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          http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums...ighlight=putin

          Really a great compilation here.
          There are no Nazis in Ukraine. © Idiots

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            Dialogue with the opposition


            Dima, uncle Vlad has come to take you home. You can finish you picture tomorrow.


            Vote for Putin twice and get him for the third term election-free!



            What about Medvedev jokes, Erik? "When we say "Party" we imply "Lenin", when we say "Lenin", we imply "Party", as Mayakovsky once said

            www.histours.ru

            Siege of Leningrad battlefield tour

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              Here's a great one:

              www.histours.ru

              Siege of Leningrad battlefield tour

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                Originally posted by ShAA View Post

                What about Medvedev jokes, Erik? "When we say "Party" we imply "Lenin", when we say "Lenin", we imply "Party", as Mayakovsky once said
                Sure, bomb away. Changed the title of the thread to allow for that to.
                “For there is nothing more serious than a lunatic when he comes to the central point of his lunacy.”

                Max Sterner

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                  Putin and Medvedev wake up at his dacha one morning in 2023, very hung over. Putin speaks first:
                  -****, my head is killing me. Misha, do you remember, which one of us is premier and which is president today?
                  -My head's killing me too, - answers Medvedev, - no I don't remember. But what does it matter. You can be the president, I'll be the premier.
                  -Alright. - Putin says. - If you're going to be the executive power, you go to the shop to get some beer.

                  * * *

                  Putin is in Italy on a state visit. The two heads of state are driving down the main street in an open car, it's a ticker tape parade, people are cheering. Berlusconi to Putin:
                  -Why aren't they as happy to see me, when I visit you?
                  -Maybe if your name was Pizdusconi, they would be this happy too, - answers Putin.

                  * * *

                  Putin and Medvedev are dining at a restaurant. The waiter:
                  -And what would you like tonight?
                  -I'll have the steak, - says Putin?
                  -And what about salad? - replied the waiter.
                  -The salad will also have steak.

                  * * *

                  Kim Jong-Il comes home from an overseas visit.
                  -Guys, I've seen that this democracy is not such a scary thing after all - the only difference is that there are two chairmen and that it!

                  * * *

                  -Dad, what does "tandem" mean?
                  -Son, you're old enough, so I'll tell you honestly that it's a position out of Karma Sutra, where the other partner is the people.
                  -So, who's the first partner?
                  -The tandem.

                  * * *

                  Mercy!

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                    Originally posted by UVB76 View Post
                    Putin and Medvedev are dining at a restaurant. The waiter:
                    -And what would you like tonight?
                    -I'll have the steak, - says Putin?
                    -And what about salad? - replied the waiter.
                    -The salad will also have steak.
                    There's a different version about Putin and his entourage coming to a restaurant and he is asked what he would like. He says "Steak" and then he is asked "what about the vegetables?" (as a side dish), and he says "the vegetables will have steaks too".
                    www.histours.ru

                    Siege of Leningrad battlefield tour

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                    • #11
                      Putin comes home early morning, drunk. Angry wife asks him
                      - Where have you been all night?
                      - Naina.. - Putin murmurs
                      - What Naina?! Who is she?!!
                      - Naina... Na inagurazii!

                      (Joke from the Year Two Thousand)

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                      • #12
                        Putin promise that as the new president he will solve the problems that weren't solved by the government of prime-minister V. Putin who get them from the ancient president V. Putin.





                        Sensational info by the Wikileaks.





                        MANBEARPIG and we didn't believed





                        The giant of thought, father of Russian democracy, the person, close to the emperor.





                        Russian first
                        There are no Nazis in Ukraine. © Idiots

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                          -Vladimir - why so glum?
                          -Dmitrij - I'm thinking how I can raise my approval rating...
                          -How about I get the Duma to pass a law prohibiting left turns on all roads?
                          -What are you talking about? The people will probably revolt!
                          -That's right and then you repeal this law...

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                            On the Plains of Hesitation lie the blackened bones of countless millions who, at the dawn of victory, sat down to rest-and resting... died. Adlai E. Stevenson

                            ACG History Today

                            BoRG

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