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    Absolutely hilarious...

    'Linger on Fifth Avenue between 56th and 57th streets and you just might hear the chuckling: Some locals want to rename a few long blocks of the avenue after President Barack Obama.'

    'Obama has his name on lots of stuff already: schools in 14 states; a mountain in Antigua; a colorful, spiky sea slug. But Obama Avenue would serve a dual purpose, honoring one president while trolling another. You see, it would become the address for Trump Tower, which means mail sent there would bear Obama's name.'

    'Just think of it. After leaving the White House, the man who rose to fame by spraying his name on everything imaginable -- buildings, an ice rink in Central Park, frozen steaks, bottled water -- would find that every letter that hits his desk includes the name of the man he slandered to gain office.'

    'There would arguably be no President Trump without the racist campaign he waged to elevate himself by casting doubt on Obama's birthplace, and thus his legitimacy. And sometimes it seems like he would have no policy concerns at all if it weren't for his desire to reverse everything Obama did.'
    'Renaming that stretch of Fifth Avenue is just about perfect trolling, because it hits Trump square in the ego. Nothing matters more to him than attention, and it's a good bet that he has often thought about how he would hold on to the spotlight in the future. Given his reluctance to read, a Trump presidential library would be a bust, but I wouldn't doubt that he's measured Mount Rushmore to see if his loose chin and swoop of hair could be accommodated next to Honest Abe.'
    We are not now that strength which in old days
    Moved earth and heaven; that which we are we are; One equal temper of heroic hearts
    Made weak by time and fate but strong in will
    To strive to seek to find and not to yield.

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