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  • Gixxer, get me an autograph

    For those with a prurient interest in polyeurethane tatas:

    WAYNE, NJ — Stormy Daniels will perform at the Lace strip club in town for one night only next month.

    Daniels, an adult film star whose real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford, will perform two shows Aug. 9, an announcement on Lace's website states.

    The New Jersey performance is a stop on a nationwide tour for Daniels.

    Daniels, 39, is an adult film star and director. She began stripping when she was 17, according to the Lace website. She has appeared in dozens of adult films and mainstream hits like "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" and "Knocked Up," according to the Internet Movie Database.

    Daniels claims that in October of 2016 President Donald Trump paid her $130,000 in hush money about a one-night stand she had with him in 2006. Trump denies he did.

    https://patch.com/new-jersey/wayne/s...ace-strip-club
    Saw it on a billboard in Lodi last weekend while driving my boy to a hockey clinic, and I immediately thought of Gix.
    I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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    Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
    For those with a prurient interest in polyeurethane tatas:



    Saw it on a billboard in Lodi last weekend while driving my boy to a hockey clinic, and I immediately thought of Gix.
    I live about 60 miles south of there now.

    I wouldn't be there anyway, not really my thing.
    ALL LIVES SPLATTER!

    BLACK JEEPS MATTER!

    BLACK MOTORCYCLES MATTER!

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    • #3
      ^ You mean that you prefer your strippers be pre menopausal?
      I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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      • #4
        Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
        For those with a prurient interest in polyeurethane tatas:



        Saw it on a billboard in Lodi last weekend while driving my boy to a hockey clinic, and I immediately thought of Gix.
        Why???? Is Gix a part time porn star or something?
        "Ask not what your country can do for you"

        Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

        you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Half Pint John View Post

          Why???? Is Gix a part time porn star or something?
          Which part?

          Rimshot
          I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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          • #6
            Autograph? She can write?

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            • #7
              Hey Slick, I can get you Pelosi's autograph. Some think she's hot for someone her age.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Mountain Man View Post
                Autograph? She can write?
                Remember the Thai stripper what smoked that cigarette in Emmanuelle? I'd lay good money that Stormy Daniels can write the same way.
                Originally posted by Percy Coburg View Post
                Hey Slick, I can get you Pelosi's autograph. Some think she's hot for someone her age.
                If Pelosi gets one more facelift she'll have a pubic goatee.
                I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Half Pint John View Post

                  Why???? Is Gix a part time porn star or something?
                  I used to live near there. I've been there once or twice back in the day.
                  ALL LIVES SPLATTER!

                  BLACK JEEPS MATTER!

                  BLACK MOTORCYCLES MATTER!

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                  • #10
                    Marc, no autograph for you! Skanky Daniels cancelled her appearance! Ha!
                    ALL LIVES SPLATTER!

                    BLACK JEEPS MATTER!

                    BLACK MOTORCYCLES MATTER!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Gixxer86g View Post
                      Marc, no autograph for you! Skanky Daniels cancelled her appearance! Ha!
                      That's okay: she'll be appearing next Wednesday at the methadone clinic by Penn Station. Rimshot.
                      I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by slick_miester View Post

                        That's okay: she'll be appearing next Wednesday at the methadone clinic by Penn Station. Rimshot.
                        Lol!
                        ALL LIVES SPLATTER!

                        BLACK JEEPS MATTER!

                        BLACK MOTORCYCLES MATTER!

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                        • #13
                          Tragic figure
                          We hunt the hunters

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                          • #14
                            ^ More like comedic
                            I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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                            • #15
                              Nothing funny about a worn out prostitute.

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