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    Nearly three months after his death, Charles Manson's body is still on ice in Kern County, California, as at least four people fight to claim his body.

    Two relatives, and two other men who insist they have the only valid Manson will, have been waging legal battles in two California counties for the right to the notorious cult leader's body and estate.
    Caught in the middle is the Kern County Coroner's Office, which has been storing the body since Manson died on November 19 at age 83.
    https://www.cnn.com/2018/02/13/us/ch...ody/index.html
    Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

  • #2
    I wonder... How many times could we fire his body like this...?

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    • #3
      I thought this was going to be a setup like Mel Brooks History of the World pt1 when he had Hitler on Ice (Hitler Ice Skating) I was waiting to see Charlie ice skating too. Bummer!

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      • #4
        Just cremate him and spread the ashes. Let the other people fight over the estate.

        Pruitt
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        Have you been struck by the jawbone of an ASS lately?

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        • #5
          Is it too late to luge him at the Winter Olympics?
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          That's right bitches. I'm blessed!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
            I wonder... How many times could we fire his body like this...?

            Not very far. Probably not designed to fling a two ton metal. But as for Manson's body, it can go a good distance. 500 meters?
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            • #7
              Make him into fish bait with a woodchipper offshore.
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              My 13th jump was on the 13th day of the month, aircraft number 013.
              As recorded on my DA Form 1307 Individual Jump Log.
              No lie.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Cheetah772 View Post
                Not very far. Probably not designed to fling a two ton metal. But as for Manson's body, it can go a good distance. 500 meters?
                It's not the distance that counts.... It's the impact. I think using him as a crash test dummy would at least let us get something useful out of that waste of skin for the first time in his afterlife because he was totally worthless in this one.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
                  I wonder... How many times could we fire his body like this...?

                  Great question! Let's find out!
                  Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by 101combatvet View Post
                    Make him into fish bait with a woodchipper offshore.
                    That only works if he's still breathing...

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Pruitt View Post
                      Just cremate him and spread the ashes. Let the other people fight over the estate.

                      Pruitt
                      Flush the ashes into the local sewer line. All he deserves.
                      Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                      • #12
                        I'd go along with the woodchipper/chum idea...
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Jose50 View Post
                          I'd go along with the woodchipper/chum idea...
                          Why? You got something against sharks?
                          Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                          • #14
                            Am I the only one here disturbed by the fact that these protagonists fighting over Manson's earthly remains are doing so because they fully believe that possession of the murderer's body will reap them impressive profits?
                            I was married for two ******* years! Hell would be like Club Med! - Sam Kinison

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by slick_miester View Post
                              Am I the only one here disturbed by the fact that these protagonists fighting over Manson's earthly remains are doing so because they fully believe that possession of the murderer's body will reap them impressive profits?
                              Nope. The proper solution would have been to cremate his body and scatter the ashes directly into the prison trash can.

                              But then it's Commiefornia.....go figure.
                              Tacitos, Satrap of Kyrene

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