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    Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

    Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
    The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
    The conservative masses had come out in force,
    And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

    The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
    The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
    They had been promised a Hillary win,
    But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
    And though from all corners celebrities flew,
    They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
    They talked about climate, racism, and such,
    And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
    The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
    And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
    They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
    But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

    Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
    Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
    The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
    And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

    So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
    It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
    With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
    They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
    Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
    To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
    But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
    When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

    And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
    Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
    The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
    But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

    I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
    He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
    He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
    Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

    He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
    And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
    For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
    And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

    His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
    And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
    His love for this country was on full display,
    And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
    He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
    Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
    The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
    So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

    The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
    Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
    He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
    With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
    “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
    On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
    Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,

    Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
    The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
    He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
    He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
    They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
    Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
    A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
    He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
    “Happy Inauguration to all,
    AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”

  • #2
    Outstanding.....you win the internet for the day.
    "I don't discuss sitting presidents," Mattis tells NPR in an interview. "I believe that you owe a period of quiet."

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    • #3
      I don't even like Trump, but I loved your poem. That was phenomenal.

      I can't rep you yet, so expect a random rep in the near future!

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      • #4
        Great except this one.

        But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
        "Ask not what your country can do for you"

        Left wing, Right Wing same bird that they are killing.

        you’re entitled to your own opinion but not your own facts.

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        • #5
          http://warfarefootage.com/2017/01/da...ll-around-d-c/
          "We have no white flag."

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Biscuit View Post
            I don't even like Trump, but I loved your poem. That was phenomenal.

            I can't rep you yet, so expect a random rep in the near future!
            I've got it. Well deserved.
            Credo quia absurdum.


            Quantum mechanics describes nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense. And yet it fully agrees with experiment. So I hope you can accept nature as She is - absurd! - Richard Feynman

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            • #7
              Originally posted by phil74501 View Post
              Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

              Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
              The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
              The conservative masses had come out in force,
              And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

              [.....]
              AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
              Outstanding, yes, but it is customary to acknowledge where one might have obtained such material.

              This is the earliest reference(from 3 days ago) I have found:

              http://theintelligentconservative.co...-inauguration/

              [.....]
              They had been promised a Hillary win,
              But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
              [.....]
              My, less polite, version:

              And, lo, it came to pass,
              but the criminal Clinton took one up the .

              Last edited by At ease; 19 Jan 17, 03:47.
              "It's like shooting rats in a barrel."
              "You'll be in a barrel if you don't watch out for the fighters!"

              "Talking about airplanes is a very pleasant mental disease."
              — Sergei(son of Igor) Sikorsky, 'AOPA Pilot' magazine February 2003.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by At ease View Post
                Outstanding, yes, but it is customary to acknowledge where one might have obtained such material.

                In that case Clement Clarke Moore deserves a mention here :

                https://www.carols.org.uk/twas_the_n..._christmas.htm

                Still a rep for the adaptation
                Lambert of Montaigu - Crusader.

                Bolgios - Mercenary Game.

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                • #9
                  Here is another:

                  It seems voter support for Hillary was a bit sparse,
                  So, on polling day she had to take one up the



                  Congratulations (very soon to be) Mister President.
                  Last edited by At ease; 19 Jan 17, 05:23.
                  "It's like shooting rats in a barrel."
                  "You'll be in a barrel if you don't watch out for the fighters!"

                  "Talking about airplanes is a very pleasant mental disease."
                  — Sergei(son of Igor) Sikorsky, 'AOPA Pilot' magazine February 2003.

                  Comment


                  • #10
                    Beautiful!
                    Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by phil74501 View Post
                      Twas the Night Before Inauguration!

                      Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
                      The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
                      The conservative masses had come out in force,
                      And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

                      The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
                      The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
                      They had been promised a Hillary win,
                      But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
                      And though from all corners celebrities flew,
                      They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.
                      They talked about climate, racism, and such,
                      And they made up good stories . . . But didn’t know much.
                      The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
                      And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.
                      They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
                      But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.

                      Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
                      Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
                      The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
                      And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.

                      So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
                      It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
                      With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
                      They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
                      Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
                      To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
                      But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
                      When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.

                      And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
                      Upset and offended by things that they’ll hear.
                      The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
                      But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.

                      I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
                      He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
                      He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
                      Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.

                      He was dressed in Armani, all tailored and neat,
                      And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
                      For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
                      And he looked presidential, I have to admit.

                      His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
                      And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
                      His love for this country was on full display,
                      And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
                      He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
                      Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
                      The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
                      So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.

                      The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
                      Let’s set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
                      He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
                      With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet;
                      “Now Mattis!, now Kelly!’ now Sessions! And Pruitt!
                      On Perry! On Flynn, You’re the ones who can do it.
                      Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,

                      Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!”;
                      The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
                      He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
                      He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
                      They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
                      Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
                      A fellow that Liberals won’t soon forget.
                      He sent one more tweet as the evening expired;
                      “Happy Inauguration to all,
                      AND OBAMA – YOU’RE FIRED!”
                      Wow, did you write that all yourself. It takes skill to deck out a poem that long and detailed.
                      Long live the Lionheart! Please watch this video
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_c...&v=jRDwlR4zbEM
                      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3DBaY0RsxU
                      Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory.

                      George S Patton

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by At ease View Post
                        Here is another:

                        It seems voter support for Hillary was a bit sparse,
                        So, on polling day she had to take one up the



                        Congratulations (very soon to be) Mister President.
                        Outstanding!
                        Any man can hold his place when the bands play and women throw flowers; it is when the enemy presses close and metal shears through the ranks that one can acertain which are soldiers, and which are not.

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                        • #13
                          The Night Befor Inauguration

                          Found this on Facebook...no idea who wrote it, but it wasn't me.

                          TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE INAUGURATION
                          Twas the night before Inauguration, and up in the tower,
                          The Donald reflected on his newfound power.
                          The conservative masses had come out in force,
                          And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.
                          The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,
                          The media lied to them . . . What a surprise.
                          They had been promised a Hillary win,
                          But the criminal Clinton took one on the chin.
                          And though from all corners celebrities flew,
                          They made no impression, for they hadn't a clue.
                          They talked about climate, racism, and such,
                          And they made up good stories . . . But didn't know much.
                          The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,
                          And they can't understand all the reasons they lost.
                          They blame it on Comey and Bernie and Vlad,
                          But fail to acknowledge the one that was bad.
                          Yes, Hillary Clinton, in many ways flawed,
                          Was her own biggest hurdle toward getting the nod.
                          The campaign exposed her corruptness and greed,
                          And her speeches were punch-less as ten dollar weed.
                          So out in the streets there arose such a clatter,
                          It was Soros-paid protestors and Black Lives Matter.
                          With cities to pillage and windows to smash,
                          They knew not the issues, but needed the cash.
                          Eight years of Obama had given them cause,
                          To expect a replacement of their Santa Claus.
                          But soon the protestors will feel the pain,
                          When the wheels fall off of the old gravy train.
                          And now all the snowflakes are riddled with fear,
                          Upset and offended by things that they'll hear.
                          The cocoa and crayons will help for a while,
                          But fact-based opinions will soon cramp their style.
                          I originally supported, and voted, for Cruz,
                          In the end, I would vote for whoever they choose.
                          He wasn't my first choice, but soon I would cede,
                          The one they call Trump is the one that we need.
                          I saw him on TV in front of a crowd,
                          He spoke about veterans, it made me feel proud.
                          He spoke about energy, safety, and jobs,
                          Taking this country back from the Washington snobs.
                          He was dressed in Armani , all tailored and neat,
                          And the Brunos he wore made the outfit complete.
                          For a man of his vintage, he seemed rather fit,
                          And he looked presidential, I have to admit.
                          His eyes glowed like embers, his smile was the best,
                          And his hair was the color of my old hunting vest.
                          His love for this country was on full display,
                          And his actions spoke louder than his words could say.
                          He thanked all his voters, and before he was gone,
                          Saved thousands of jobs while Obama looked on.
                          The fate of this country left nothing to chance,
                          So, he filled out his cabinet weeks in advance.
                          The men he had chosen were of the same mind,
                          Let's set the bar high, and not lead from behind.
                          He picked up his phone as he rose from his seat,
                          With a flick of his finger, he sent out this tweet:
                          "Now Mattis!, now Kelly! now Sessions! And Pruitt!
                          On Perry! On Flynn, You're the ones who can do it.
                          Start lifting restrictions and building the wall,
                          Now dash away! Dash away! Dash away all!"
                          The roar of his audience rose from the stands,
                          He kissed all their babies and shook all their hands.
                          He answered their questions and calmed all their fears,
                          They knew it would be a fantastic four years.
                          Then he jumped in his limo, and off to his jet,
                          A fellow that Liberals won't soon forget.
                          He sent one more tweet as the evening expired:
                          "Happy Inauguration to all,
                          AND OBAMA, YOU'RE FIRED!"
                          SGT, 210th MP Battalion, 2nd MP BDE, MSSG

                          Fervently PRO-TRUMP, anti-Islam and anti-Steelers!

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                          • #14
                            It has already been posted:

                            http://www.armchairgeneral.com/forum...d.php?t=175368
                            "It's like shooting rats in a barrel."
                            "You'll be in a barrel if you don't watch out for the fighters!"

                            "Talking about airplanes is a very pleasant mental disease."
                            — Sergei(son of Igor) Sikorsky, 'AOPA Pilot' magazine February 2003.

                            Comment


                            • #15
                              Originally posted by Half Pint John View Post
                              Great except this one.
                              Like S'Hillary had a full platter of facts ... not. But with her hands deep into the public trougth, not surprised most of her fans are similar parasites of any lie that allows them to lap it up also.
                              TANSTAAFL = There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch

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