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  • Election has already been decided, Nostradamus says the winner is....

    On a lighter note.


    The so called History Channel had a special on last night called Nostradamus Election 2016. In it the nostradumbassians® interpret the gibberish of Nostradamus and announce who they think is going to win the 2016 presidential election.


    This show is in keeping with such history channel greats as ancient aliens, in search of etc.

    I had the last ten minutes of it on while I was working on other stuff, not wanting to waste too much time.

    The nostradumbassians® didn't disappoint me. They said Mrs. Clinton was going to win..... probably.

    Wow what a bold prediction! Pretty much what most people analyzing the race have been saying the last few days.

    Regardless of what happens you can count on the nostradumbassians® to twist some thing Nostradamus said and say he predicted the winner of the election.
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Beatrice Evelyn Hall
    Updated for the 21st century... except if you are criticizing islam, that scares the $hii+e out of me!

  • #2
    Well, let's see...

    A psychic Scottish goat says it'll be Clinton...

    http://www.break.com/article/golden-...sident-3059548

    A psychic monkey in China says it'll be Trump...

    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-u-s-election/

    Leading psychics say Hillary...

    https://www.jeannemayell.com/psychic...ons-2015-2016/

    Except for those saying "dark forces" are at work clouding their predictions...

    http://mysticinvestigations.com/para...tial-election/

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    • #3
      Now if we had a Chinese goat that was using the writings of Nostradamus that would be definitive!

      Too bad Jeane Dixon isn't among the living. I'm sure she would know the winner!

      I guess we'll just have to wait until tomorrow night! (or maybe latter?)
      "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Beatrice Evelyn Hall
      Updated for the 21st century... except if you are criticizing islam, that scares the $hii+e out of me!

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      • #4
        A Psychic predicted that Hussein Obama would be the last freely-elected President of the US, eight years ago.

        If Hillary wins, we will know he was right.
        "Why is the Rum gone?"

        -Captain Jack

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        • #5
          Originally posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
          Well, let's see...

          A psychic Scottish goat says it'll be Clinton...

          http://www.break.com/article/golden-...sident-3059548

          A psychic monkey in China says it'll be Trump...

          https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...-u-s-election/

          Leading psychics say Hillary...

          https://www.jeannemayell.com/psychic...ons-2015-2016/

          Except for those saying "dark forces" are at work clouding their predictions...

          http://mysticinvestigations.com/para...tial-election/



          And the only genuinely honest "prediction" was the one made by the monkey and the goat.
          Avatar is General Gerard, courtesy of Zouave.

          Churchill to Chamberlain: you had a choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Cambronnne View Post
            And the only genuinely honest "prediction" was the one made by the monkey and the goat.
            I don't know... I kinda partial to the whole "dark forces" thing. It's got that Darth Vader, Starwars thing going for it...

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            • #7
              I think Paul Johnson has it by 2 over Jill Stein. Don't know where the other 2 nutjobs are going to place.

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              • #8
                The Amazing Kreskin says he knows and he has a remarkably good track record. He writes it down on a piece of paper and locks it away in a safe. He opens the envelope after the election to reveal his prediction.

                It works really well. Except for some reason he had difficulty in 2000 where the envelope couldn't be opened immediately after the voting but it had to wait until the winner was announced.

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                • #9
                  Or, ...

                  Originally posted by 17thfabn View Post
                  Now if we had a Chinese goat that was using the writings of Nostradamus that would be definitive!

                  Too bad Jeane Dixon isn't among the living. I'm sure she would know the winner!

                  I guess we'll just have to wait until tomorrow night! (or maybe latter?)
                  ... if we had a Nostradamus trained Chinese goat that was able to provide a divination of Jeane Dixon's entrails, we wouldn't have to wait until tomorrow night!
                  "I am Groot"
                  - Groot

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                  • #10
                    Hopefully this will encourage the so called History Channel to quit running shows about the gibberish that Nostradamus wrote 400+ years ago, and the goofy modern day "Nostradamus Experts".



                    The psychic monkey in China was right and the ''Nostradamus experts'' were wrong.
                    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Beatrice Evelyn Hall
                    Updated for the 21st century... except if you are criticizing islam, that scares the $hii+e out of me!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by 17thfabn View Post
                      Hopefully this will encourage the so called History Channel to quit running shows about the gibberish that Nostradamus wrote 400+ years ago, and the goofy modern day "Nostradamus Experts".


                      The psychic monkey in China was right and the ''Nostradamus experts'' were wrong.
                      The psychic monkey was right because he had Chinese government hackers helping him... Yes, it's really a conspiracy!

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by T. A. Gardner View Post
                        The psychic monkey was right because he had Chinese government hackers helping him... Yes, it's really a conspiracy!
                        Many were worried about Russian hackers helping Trump and illegal alien voters helping Clinton. Or George Soros and the Koch brothers fixing the voter machines so either Clinton, Trump or Jill Stein would win.

                        But all along it was the Chinese! They truly are inscrutable! INSCRUTABLE I Tell YOU !!!!!. And I think they are adding fluoride to our water.
                        "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it" Beatrice Evelyn Hall
                        Updated for the 21st century... except if you are criticizing islam, that scares the $hii+e out of me!

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                        • #13
                          Felix the bear, at the Krasnoyarsk zoo in Siberia, correctly chose Trump over Clinton.
                          How much more evidence is required to prove Russian involvement?


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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by 17thfabn View Post
                            The psychic monkey in China was right and the ''Nostradamus experts'' were wrong.
                            The psychic monkey in China was able to make prediction due to stolen intellectual property.
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                            Prayers.

                            BoRG

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