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  • #16
    Originally posted by Doctor Sinister
    I ought to be patriotic and vote for Python, but I have to agree with you here.

    Dr. S.
    G Dude, we're even winning the Doc over to SOuthernism
    Govenour Of Texas and all southern provinces. Kepper Of The Holy Woodchipper.

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    • #17
      Originally posted by Jeremy Scott
      G Dude, we're even winning the Doc over to SOuthernism
      If we could turn him against Monty Python, who knows what else is possible. Not that we would ever try to change you, Dr. :bowdown:
      "Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for"
      "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching"

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      • #18
        From MP's Holy Grail (some errors):
        Gaurd: How did you get that coconut?
        Arthur: We found it.
        Gaurd: But the coconut's tropical! This is a temperate zone.
        Arther: The Sparrow travels South for the winter, and the plumber may seek warmer climates during that time, yet these are not strangers to our land!
        Gaurd: Are you sugessting coconut migrate?
        Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried.
        Gaurd: Carried? By whom?
        Arthur: A swallow.
        Gaurd: A swallow?
        Arthur: It could grip it by the husk.
        Gaurd: It's not a question of where 'e grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratios. A 5 oz. bird, could not carry a one pound coconut.
        Arthur: Well it doesn't matter. Now will you go and tell you master that-
        Gaurd: Listen, in order to maintain airspeed velocity, a swallow has to beat its wings 4 to 8 times t a second, right?
        Arthur: I don't care! Now will-
        2nd Gaurd: It could be carried by an African Swallow.
        Gaurd: Ah, well an African Swallow, yes, but not a European Swallow, that's my point.
        2nd Gaurd: Yes, I agree with that.
        Arthur: Will you please tell your master that Arthur from the court of Camelot is here!
        Gaurd: Of course, African Swallows are non-migratory.
        2nd Gaurd: Oh, yeah!
        Gaurd: So they couldn't have carried it here.
        2nd Gaurd: Wait a minute! What if two swallow carried it together?
        ETC.
        Alpine Kommandos

        Central Oregon KSK Airsoft Team

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        • #19
          some people have to much time on their hands
          Govenour Of Texas and all southern provinces. Kepper Of The Holy Woodchipper.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by last_cav1971
            Had to go with "Young Frankenstien"..............."........it was Abby I believe...........yes, Abby Normal.........."

            Mark
            Deo Vindice
            “To discriminate against a thoroughly upright citizen because he belongs to some particular church, or because, like Abraham Lincoln, he has not avowed his allegiance to any church, is an outrage against that liberty of conscience which is one of the foundations of American life.”

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            • #21
              I saw young frank in the 5 dollar bend at wally world
              Govenour Of Texas and all southern provinces. Kepper Of The Holy Woodchipper.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Jeremy Scott
                some people have to much time on their hands
                "Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for"
                "The journey of a thousand miles begins with one step, and a lot of bitching"

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by GeorgiaDixie
                  Don't worry, the irony of that coming from Jeremy wasn't lost on me either.
                  “To discriminate against a thoroughly upright citizen because he belongs to some particular church, or because, like Abraham Lincoln, he has not avowed his allegiance to any church, is an outrage against that liberty of conscience which is one of the foundations of American life.”

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