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    Movies so bad that you simply stopped watching them after a number of minutes and optionally you never finished watching ever again.

    Here's my list for now:

    You Don't Mess with the Zohan

    White Chicks

    Meet the Spartans

    The Tansformers series

    Spider Man series

    Scary Movie series

  • #2
    We already have a thread for this,called Favorite Bad Movies.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by Gixxer86g View Post
      We already have a thread for this,called Favorite Bad Movies.
      That thread is for movies that "are so bad they are almost watchable" and many have posted movies that they've watched. I meant this thread to be about movies so bad that you stopped watching them after several minutes and never laid eyes on them again.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by Imperial View Post
        That thread is for movies that "are so bad they are almost watchable" and many have posted movies that they've watched. I meant this thread to be about movies so bad that you stopped watching them after several minutes and never laid eyes on them again.
        In that case, I suggest "Paranormal Activity," which I stopped watching after about 20 minutes.

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        • #5
          Leaving Vegas. <shudder>
          Burke's Joystick: Because Edmund Burke would have been a gamer.

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          • #6
            I've got one I just saw. Recon 2022. The only thing amazing about this movie is that it actually has a sequel! EDIT: Holy Crap - it has a prequel also. The acting is corny beyond belief and the computer animation is so chincy it makes Tron look like Star Wars III. If only MST3K were still with us.

            Admittedly I suspected this might be a B film but since there was more than one title and since it is hard (but not impossible as I just learned) to screw up a space marine movie I checked it out. I have learned.

            I might have been more forgiving if this film was made by college kids doing a school project but no such luck. Out of morbid curiosity I scrolled to the ending credits, doing a double take when I saw the title "Zombie Sex" on the chapter list - definitely more than I care to view, and discovered the film was made in Canada. That actually explains a lot. Sorry to our Canadian members but the only good thing to emerge from Canadian media was the Red Green Show. I've never seen a good Canadian movie.

            Last edited by Pirateship1982; 19 Jan 10, 15:39.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Gixxer86g View Post
              We already have a thread for this,called Favorite Bad Movies.
              Yep, big difference between a bad movie we like even though it is silly levels of bad, and a piece of crap that has no worth at all.

              For instance Training Day, my god that was garbage, and the writer must have had that condition that makes you swear uncontrollably (forget the spelling of it). I stopped watching when it became clear even a bad stand up comic is less foul mouthed than the dialogue.

              Scary Movie number one was funny in a unique way. EVERY last movie to beat this idea to death AFTER Scary Movie sucked big time, in the way only a cheesy dumb joke that is told too often is irritating. Nope, these films are not acceptable even in a room full of half drunk buddies watching a free pirated download. If you paid to the see any of them, here's your sign.

              I've watched movies that weren't mega popular that weren't the end of the world, but some go to levels that excel in crummy.
              Starship Troopers. The first was an eyesore, but what I want to know, is what idiot with too much money to waste is responsible for the sequels?
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              • #8
                Several sequels:

                Meatballs II
                Caddyshack II

                Couldn't watch even half of either one.

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by les Brains View Post
                  For instance Training Day, my god that was garbage, and the writer must have had that condition that makes you swear uncontrollably (forget the spelling of it). I stopped watching when it became clear even a bad stand up comic is less foul mouthed than the dialogue.
                  I shudder to think what your opinion of Scarface, the Big Lebowski or Casino might be. Those movies can get cut in half simply by cutting out the f-bombs.

                  In any case, I'll agree to disagree about Training Day. Great flick IMHO.

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