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    A friend of mine and I developed a fan theory regarding Kylo Ren's lightsaber.



    There was a lot of talk over the lightsaber's distinctive cross guard. We mused about the saber's long and bloody history of amputation injuries. When you think about it you could fill a star destroyer with all the severed limbs this weapon has created. The movies alone almost never go by without at least one de-limbing injury.

    Episode 2 - Jango Fett's sidekick, alien animals, Anakin Skywalker

    Episode 3 - Count Dooku, Mace Windu, Anakin Skywalker (again)

    Episode 4 - Cantina ruffian

    Episode 5 - Snow monster, Luke Skywalker

    Episode 6 - Anakin Skywalker (AGAIN)

    We both concurred that Kylo Ren, in a sudden burst of realization, examined the long storied history of limbs lost to lightsabers and said "Y'know.....maybe I should make something to protect my hand. Us duelists seem to have a mighty big habit of losing parts of ourselves. Got to protect my swingin' arm!"

    Thus, lightsaber with cross guard. If Ren really wants to perfect the deadly art his next goal should be a basket hilt lightsaber.

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    You really should try and get out more old chap.
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    • #3
      Hey, I DO get out.

      .....and associate with other nerds.
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        • #5
          A guard like that is absolutely useless. The two small blades have metal parts near the main one and can be cut with any trouble. Kylo is stupid just like the rest.
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          • #6
            The guards on the cross piece would be to keep him from losing fingers if he slid up on the grip. The beam would be generated internally as a T.

            Or so the midichlorians tell me.
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            • #7
              Actually a pretty intelligent take on this by someone who knows a bit about blade weapons.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Emtos View Post
                A guard like that is absolutely useless. The two small blades have metal parts near the main one and can be cut with any trouble. Kylo is stupid just like the rest.
                There are materials and alloys that are impervious to lightlaber blades.
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Salinator View Post
                  There are materials and alloys that are impervious to lightlaber blades.
                  Yup (had to search for an image without text-memes out in force already).

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Pirateship1982 View Post
                    Hey, I DO get out.

                    .....and associate with other nerds.
                    Nice one! The Perfect.....

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