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  • Jar Jar Binks = Sith?

    With the coming on episode 7. People have gotten interested in star wars again and recently a theory has come up that the infamous attempt at a "lovable loser" was really a very powerful sith lord.

    Here are some things that are noticed.

    1. Even though bumbling and having very poor motor skills he is very effective at killing/destroying anything that threatening him. He gets a battle droid stuck on his leg and begins swinging it around and every shot the "dumb droid" fires scores a hit on another battle droid. Not mention his effectiveness with big and small "boobas" in destroying tanks.

    2. He is very athletic and can jump very high (something that no other gungan is shown able to do or anyone who wasn't force-sensitive.

    3. In Naboo's ocean a very large creature (sando aqua monster for all hardcore star wars fan like me) kills anything that threatens the sub that Jar Jar is in and it shows up as soon as the sub is attack.

    4. he often moves his hands when talking to people especially when speaking with those in important positions in a manner similar to the mind tricks used by a number of jedi.

    5. this closely ties in with 4 but he gets appointed to general and then a senator. How could such an idiot get into such powerful positions? His comical mistakes could have been part of a fighting style much a variant of kung fu. Could it be that Jar Jar's clumsy behavior was just a trick to get people to underestimate his power?

    6. Droids seem to be very scared and nervous around him. As are the gungans when he comes back.

    There is so much more evidence for this. It is possible that George Lucas chickened out after the backlash against Jar Jar was so bad. Just youtube this stuff.

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    "Mesa no in disa movie!" Darth Darth Binks.
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    • #3
      Originally posted by OpanaPointer View Post
      "Mesa no in disa movie!" Darth Darth Binks.
      Yeah:

      http://www.armchairgeneral.com/forum...d.php?t=165953

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      • #4
        First fan theory officially stupider than even something Lucas invented like midichlorians.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Axis of Evil View Post


          4. he often moves his hands when talking to people especially when speaking with those in important positions in a manner similar to the mind tricks used by a number of jedi.

          .
          Or by most of the politicians
          That rug really tied the room together

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