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Movies fixed with just one word.
Cracked did an article on movies fixed by modifying just one word in the title.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies...just-one-word/
This is something that begs a thread. Make up your own and post them here!
Here are mine:
40 Days of the Phantom Menace
Synopsis: Darth Maul vacations in small town Alaska where he gets his kicks murdering the entire population with sweet twin lightsaber action. The sheriff finds the only way he can beat Maul and save the town is to become a Sith Lord himself. But he also knows that once you turn to the dark side, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Eat, Pray, Saw
Synopsis: After a painful divorce, a troubled man goes on a worldwide journey where he heals his soul by sampling international cuisine, studying exotic religions, and brutally dismembering his enemies in gruesomely ironic fashion.
Children of the Corn-holio
Synopsis: While journeying through the small town midwest, a couple happens upon a town taken over by a violent cult led by a teenaged messiah determined to control the world's supply of TP.
A Bridge Too Insidious
Synopsis: Besieged British paratroopers struggling to hold the bridge at Arnhem resort to astral projection and the use of demons to defeat the onslaught of Nazi forces.
Never Say Candyman
Synopsis: Justin Bieber accepts a dare to challenge an urban legend by saying "Candyman" five times in front of a mirror. He summons the apparition which proceeds to haunt, chase down, and eventually crowbar him to death.
Twilight Saga: Dawn
Synopsis: The cast of twilight gets caught in daylight. Poof. End of franchise.
The Last Airbreaker
Tagline: Don't pull his finger.
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies...just-one-word/
This is something that begs a thread. Make up your own and post them here!
Here are mine:
40 Days of the Phantom Menace
Synopsis: Darth Maul vacations in small town Alaska where he gets his kicks murdering the entire population with sweet twin lightsaber action. The sheriff finds the only way he can beat Maul and save the town is to become a Sith Lord himself. But he also knows that once you turn to the dark side, forever will it dominate your destiny.
Eat, Pray, Saw
Synopsis: After a painful divorce, a troubled man goes on a worldwide journey where he heals his soul by sampling international cuisine, studying exotic religions, and brutally dismembering his enemies in gruesomely ironic fashion.
Children of the Corn-holio
Synopsis: While journeying through the small town midwest, a couple happens upon a town taken over by a violent cult led by a teenaged messiah determined to control the world's supply of TP.
A Bridge Too Insidious
Synopsis: Besieged British paratroopers struggling to hold the bridge at Arnhem resort to astral projection and the use of demons to defeat the onslaught of Nazi forces.
Never Say Candyman
Synopsis: Justin Bieber accepts a dare to challenge an urban legend by saying "Candyman" five times in front of a mirror. He summons the apparition which proceeds to haunt, chase down, and eventually crowbar him to death.
Twilight Saga: Dawn
Synopsis: The cast of twilight gets caught in daylight. Poof. End of franchise.
The Last Airbreaker
Tagline: Don't pull his finger.
Think of it...she needs no sleep, the excuse "I have a headache" could never apply, and there's no 'monthly visitor' to call a halt to bedroom activites, so do the math. 
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