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    Cracked did an article on movies fixed by modifying just one word in the title.

    http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-movies...just-one-word/

    This is something that begs a thread. Make up your own and post them here!

    Here are mine:

    40 Days of the Phantom Menace

    Synopsis: Darth Maul vacations in small town Alaska where he gets his kicks murdering the entire population with sweet twin lightsaber action. The sheriff finds the only way he can beat Maul and save the town is to become a Sith Lord himself. But he also knows that once you turn to the dark side, forever will it dominate your destiny.

    Eat, Pray, Saw

    Synopsis: After a painful divorce, a troubled man goes on a worldwide journey where he heals his soul by sampling international cuisine, studying exotic religions, and brutally dismembering his enemies in gruesomely ironic fashion.

    Children of the Corn-holio

    Synopsis: While journeying through the small town midwest, a couple happens upon a town taken over by a violent cult led by a teenaged messiah determined to control the world's supply of TP.

    A Bridge Too Insidious

    Synopsis: Besieged British paratroopers struggling to hold the bridge at Arnhem resort to astral projection and the use of demons to defeat the onslaught of Nazi forces.

    Never Say Candyman

    Synopsis: Justin Bieber accepts a dare to challenge an urban legend by saying "Candyman" five times in front of a mirror. He summons the apparition which proceeds to haunt, chase down, and eventually crowbar him to death.

    Twilight Saga: Dawn

    Synopsis: The cast of twilight gets caught in daylight. Poof. End of franchise.

    The Last Airbreaker

    Tagline: Don't pull his finger.
    A new life awaits you in the off world colonies; the chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!

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    Gone with the Windbreaker.

    Teen rides home on bicycle, very cold, due to inattention in study hall.

    Ten More Commandments.

    (Plot would get me banned, let's move on.)

    How the West Was Won Back.

    Native Americans establish casinos and take white man's money.

    (Oh, wait...)
    Hyperwar: World War II on the World Wide Web
    Hyperwar, Whats New
    World War II Resources
    The best place in the world to "work".

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    • #3

      Twilight Saga: Dawn

      Synopsis: The cast of twilight gets caught in daylight. Poof. End of franchise.
      I'd pay good money to see that!

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      • #4
        Twilight vampires can get around in sunlight. I hate knowing that info.

        So, here's my answer to the cast of Twilight.
        Attached Files
        The First Amendment applies to SMS, Emails, Blogs, online news, the Fourth applies to your cell phone, computer, and your car, but the Second only applies to muskets?

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        • #5
          I would go see Horse War!
          The First Amendment applies to SMS, Emails, Blogs, online news, the Fourth applies to your cell phone, computer, and your car, but the Second only applies to muskets?

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Hida Akechi View Post
            Twilight vampires can get around in sunlight. I hate knowing that info.

            So, here's my answer to the cast of Twilight.
            Original Dracula was able to walk in sunlight. But he didn't shine like a Zwarowski cristal.
            There are no Nazis in Ukraine. Idiots

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Hida Akechi View Post
              Twilight vampires can get around in sunlight. I hate knowing that info.

              So, here's my answer to the cast of Twilight.
              However it can, I'll pay to see it happen!!!

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              • #8
                I would too...except for the hot one played by Ashley Greene. That one I'd keep for myself. Think of it...she needs no sleep, the excuse "I have a headache" could never apply, and there's no 'monthly visitor' to call a halt to bedroom activites, so do the math.

                -Matt
                SGT, 210th MP Battalion, 2nd MP BDE, MSSG

                Fervently PRO-TRUMP, anti-Islam and anti-Steelers!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Matt Jones View Post
                  I would too...except for the hot one played by Ashley Greene. That one I'd keep for myself. Think of it...she needs no sleep, the excuse "I have a headache" could never apply, and there's no 'monthly visitor' to call a halt to bedroom activites, so do the math.

                  -Matt
                  But all that emo........................................
                  The First Amendment applies to SMS, Emails, Blogs, online news, the Fourth applies to your cell phone, computer, and your car, but the Second only applies to muskets?

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Matt Jones View Post
                    I would too...except for the hot one played by Ashley Greene. That one I'd keep for myself. Think of it...she needs no sleep, the excuse "I have a headache" could never apply, and there's no 'monthly visitor' to call a halt to bedroom activites, so do the math.

                    -Matt
                    The concept of vampires and "the monthly visitor" never occurred to me! Oh the horror....

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                    • #11
                      You'll notice they never mentioned that problem in Twilight.

                      -Matt
                      SGT, 210th MP Battalion, 2nd MP BDE, MSSG

                      Fervently PRO-TRUMP, anti-Islam and anti-Steelers!

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                      • #12
                        Saving Ryan's Privates - It's Normandy 1944 and the greatest danger may wear lipstick

                        Toga Toga Toga - They're the worst underachievers in the Japanese air force and now they face their stiffest challenge ever: surprise attack on Rome.

                        Apocalypse Cow - Texas Longhorns, Napalm and 10,000 screaming Viet Cong

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                        • #13
                          Harry Potter and the Order of the Kleenex

                          Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the rabid squirrel gyspy!

                          The Dark Knight sinks

                          Back to the Present...the future was lame.

                          Die Easy

                          Kill Bill: Volume 1,687

                          V for Vacuum

                          Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Bedsides

                          Beauty and the Yeast Infection

                          E.T. The Extra-Terrible

                          The Swahili Connection

                          Raiders of the Lost Shark

                          Jailhouse Sock
                          Last edited by Wellington95; 15 Jan 12, 14:22.
                          "I am the Lorax, and I'll yell and I'll shout for the fine things on earth that are on their way out!"

                          ~Dr. Seuss, The Lorax


                          "The trouble with Scotland...is that it's full of Scots!"

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                          • #14
                            Pearly Harbor: a story of two young men who are waaay too close to each other, and a nurse.

                            Raiders of the Lust Ark: Noah and his followers don't always do everything "two by two" while taking extra good care of the animals! Rated X

                            Twilight: He Clips: tale of a vampire hairdresser who really sucks at his job.

                            Indiana Jones And The Mall of Doom: Indie secretly explores the heartland of America seeking to uncover Virgina's real "secret".

                            Indian Jones and the Crystal Skoal: Indie's adventure begins with a chew laced with meth. Who knows what worlds he will visit?

                            Pacino Royale: Big Al is determined to be king.

                            Ready Tails: They'll do anything to avoid the bullets.

                            Horse: Hookers on Horseback

                            Conception: Wake up, Leonardo - it wasn't a dream!

                            Sherlock Homie: Jesus Watson, detective in the Los Angeles barrios.

                            Taco Lips Now: An assassin searches for a mad colonel in Tijuana.

                            The Wind Breakers: Nicolas Cage trapped in a whirlwind of foreign flatulence, and only the Navaho can smell out the enemy.

                            Fast and Flatulent: the truth behind those exotic gas-boosted racing cars.

                            The Chronicles of Ridiculous: A bald guy wearing welding glasses deals with his anger management issues.

                            Buttman: The truth about a comic book, and a hero exposed.

                            3:10 To Yoga: Bale must insure that Crowe attends a hated Pilates class.

                            Pilates of the Carribean: Stretching the truth behind piracy.

                            You've Got Snails: Two strangers use the internet to combat garden invaders.

                            The Outlaw Josie Whales: the gripping story of a fat outlaw, and what he did to get even with those who laughed at him.

                            The Good, The Bad and The Illegal: Life along the borders of America.

                            Dorkman: He can't fight anything, so why is he wearing a mask and a cape...backwards?!


                            Last edited by Mountain Man; 15 Jan 12, 16:36.
                            Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Who is watching the watchers?

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by skoblin View Post

                              Apocalypse Cow - Texas Longhorns, Napalm and 10,000 screaming Viet Cong
                              Now THAT'S entertainment! John Waters could direct. Mel Brooks could write the screenplay.

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