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  • Strange Surrender Terms from Rome Total War

    I've started a Seleucid campaign in RTW (Vanilla) It's about turn 3 and I'm being attacked by all my neighbors (not in that bad a spot yet though)

    Well the Egyptians decide to offer me terms:



    I nearly spit my water out when I saw that. Someone in Creative Assembly must have had a sense of humor.
    And it's over the mountain and over the Main,
    Through Gibralter, to France and Spain.
    Pit a feather tae your bonnet, and a kilt aboon your knee,
    Enlist my bonnie laddie and come awa with me.

  • #2
    All ur base r belong to us!
    The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

    Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sarte

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    • #3
      Apparently
      And it's over the mountain and over the Main,
      Through Gibralter, to France and Spain.
      Pit a feather tae your bonnet, and a kilt aboon your knee,
      Enlist my bonnie laddie and come awa with me.

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      • #4
        Just start launching "zigs" at them.... I have no idea what that is... but thats how horrible that game was translated.
        The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

        Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sarte

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        • #5
          Damn...all I've got are levy pikemen. Give me a few turns maybe I'll get an elephant or something; but a zig? Looks like somebody set us up the bomb.
          And it's over the mountain and over the Main,
          Through Gibralter, to France and Spain.
          Pit a feather tae your bonnet, and a kilt aboon your knee,
          Enlist my bonnie laddie and come awa with me.

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          • #6
            You have no chance to survive make your time!
            "I am not an atomic playboy."
            Vice Admiral William P. Blandy

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            • #7
              It's you!!!
              And it's over the mountain and over the Main,
              Through Gibralter, to France and Spain.
              Pit a feather tae your bonnet, and a kilt aboon your knee,
              Enlist my bonnie laddie and come awa with me.

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              • #8
                Ha Ha Ha
                The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed. -Carl Jung

                Hell is other people. -Jean-Paul Sarte

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                • #9
                  Move every Legion, For great justice.

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