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  • New Tomb Raider Game: Breast Reduction

    One of the most anticipated games of 2012.

    It looks like Laura Croft got a digital reduction of her boobs to a size that's more reasonable, probably due the latest research that warns against breast implants as unsafe and possibly carcinogenic!

    http://www.tombraider.com/

    Last edited by MonsterZero; 05 Jan 12, 00:07.

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  • #2
    Graphics look good, and yeah, it does look like that sleek vessel had a reverse rearming...went from 8-inch guns to 6-inchers.

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    • #3
      Yep, it's like downgrading from 8.8cm to a pair of 40mm pom-poms.

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      • #4
        *In Butthead's voice* Uhhuhhuhhuh...you said, 'pom-poms'...

        -Matt
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        • #5
          I've long wanted to slap the original developers of this game. They stated in an interview that the name "Lara" was chosen because, and I quote, "Americans can't pronounce Laura".

          First off, their focus group probably consisted of ten drunken tourists picked up from Soho. Second, there are lots of Americans named "Laura". Ms. Palmer, for example.

          /rant
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          • #6
            I played the last few, will probably get this, regardless of the size of Miss Crofts ***s, but it's not top of the anticipation list for gamers I've spoken too.
            It's always funny to watch the Zero Punctuation vids about Tomb Raider games and how Yahtzee points out she's the most bland and yet destructive and self-centered treasure hunter you could think of. But who knows maybe her character got a re-design as well as her chest.
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            • #7
              I'm not up on my mountain climbing equipment.

              Does anyone know if that ice axe is real? As I was scrolling down the image I first thought she had a kukri in her hand. Is that bend the latest trend or is that poetic license taken by the devs?
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              • #8
                Looks so;



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                • #9
                  Hmmm. Thanks. Looks like that red model is the exact one used in the game. Learn something new every day.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Matt Jones View Post
                    *In Butthead's voice* Uhhuhhuhhuh...you said, 'pom-poms'...

                    -Matt
                    Hey, Butthead, he said "womb raider"...huh huh...huh huh

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