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  • In the absence of the Allied team, the Germans will surrender to them with the following conditions:

    1) We keep Czechloslovakia and Denmark. Who wants them anyway?

    2) The Russians stop their war of aggression against a Germany that did absolutely nothing to provoke or attack them.

    Tacitos, Satrap of Kyrene

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    • Originally posted by Arthwys View Post
      I'd be willing to supply direction for the Allied team if they're too busy. We are allies after all.
      Oh?
      Still trying to ride their coat-tails to Budapest?
      "Why is the Rum gone?"

      -Captain Jack

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      • So, when does Germany plan on taking out the Russian Pacific Fleet by capturing its bases in its overland campaign from the Homeland?

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        • Have the "allies" decided who gets Hungary yet? And how many of Uncle Joe's boys are camping out in Romania, eh? :P
          "Why is the Rum gone?"

          -Captain Jack

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          • Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
            Have the "allies" decided who gets Hungary yet?
            The Hungarians get to choose their own government of course (1).

            Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
            And how many of Uncle Joe's boys are camping out in Romania, eh?
            None (1).

            (1) Information subject to the approval to his most equal Uncle Joe .
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            • Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
              Have the "allies" decided who gets Hungary yet? And how many of Uncle Joe's boys are camping out in Romania, eh? :P
              Hungary shall of course be Liberated from the iron grasp of the Facist occupiers.

              Romania is not so great of a spot for camping as you might think. We prefer to pitch our camp in Berlin.

              A. (Uncle Joe)

              -STAVKA
              BoRG
              "... and that was the last time they called me Freakboy Moses"

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              • Originally posted by Arthwys View Post
                Romania is not so great of a spot for camping as you might think. We prefer to pitch our camp in Berlin.

                A. (Uncle Joe)
                Oh really?
                Be sure and let us know if you ever find a tent to your liking.
                But since the Western Allies are behaving like good little puppets, you might be able to use them to sneak in somehow.
                Eventually.
                Going the long way, of course.
                And so much for 1943, what's the betting pool for 1945 looking like?
                "Why is the Rum gone?"

                -Captain Jack

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                • Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
                  Oh really?
                  Be sure and let us know if you ever find a tent to your liking.
                  But since the Western Allies are behaving like good little puppets, you might be able to use them to sneak in somehow.
                  Eventually.
                  Going the long way, of course.
                  And so much for 1943, what's the betting pool for 1945 looking like?
                  I'm betting on Red.

                  A. (Uncle Joe)

                  -STAVKA
                  BoRG
                  "... and that was the last time they called me Freakboy Moses"

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                  • So.... where ARE the Allied players?

                    Did they just walk away, or what?
                    "Why is the Rum gone?"

                    -Captain Jack

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                    • Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
                      So.... where ARE the Allied players?

                      Did they just walk away, or what?
                      No, we are here. Just enjoying watching you guys 'puff your chests out'. We prefer action over words.
                      "War is sorrowful, but there is one thing infinitely more horrible than the worst horrors of war, and that is the feeling that nothing is worth fighting for..."
                      -- Harper's Weekly, December 31, 1864

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                      • Quick update - Winter Battles 1944

                        German pz units defeat Red Army attack east of Krakow but Russian tanks cross the Danube near Budapest. Meanwhile British troops engage the SS and press into southern Austria while US and French tanks tank Metz and enter Luxembourg.

                        Tank losses on all sides are heavy.
                        The Purist

                        Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking - John Maynard Keynes.

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                        • Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
                          So.... where ARE the Allied players?

                          Did they just walk away, or what?
                          We make long term plans, they take time to play out and are not to be ruined by hysterical reactions.
                          Wisdom is personal

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                          • Originally posted by Karri View Post
                            We make long term plans, they take time to play out and are not to be ruined by hysterical reactions.
                            Well... glad to hear that you have no problems with them stealing Budapest out from under your noses.
                            I wonder what the Turks thought about that little maneuver?
                            "Why is the Rum gone?"

                            -Captain Jack

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                            • Originally posted by Arthwys View Post
                              I'd be willing to supply direction for the Allied team if they're too busy. We are allies after all.
                              Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
                              Oh?
                              Still trying to ride their coat-tails to Budapest?
                              Originally posted by Karri View Post
                              We make long term plans, they take time to play out and are not to be ruined by hysterical reactions.
                              Originally posted by Exorcist View Post
                              Well... glad to hear that you have no problems with them stealing Budapest out from under your noses.
                              I wonder what the Turks thought about that little maneuver?
                              We prefer to follow from the front .

                              Glad to hear we've taken Budapest, although first I've heard of it. We have our main effort in the north to squeeze the Fascists against the CW in the South and the US/French in the West.
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                              • Uh? Budapest has not fallen. The Red Army has crossed the Danube *near* Budapest.

                                Month is coming to a close soon. German pz units stop allied drive into Belgium and retake Luxembourg City but US units have crossed the Seine below Paris. British attacks into southern Austria are making headway but slowly. The Red Army has pushed across the Vistula below Warsaw and have cleared the entire river line.

                                Losses mount on all sides.
                                The Purist

                                Words ought to be a little wild, for they are the assault of thoughts on the unthinking - John Maynard Keynes.

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